Corrupt a Wish

[Glasia🌳]

Granted but you are a squirel

I wish to have a two meter big afro

 

[toxicstorm115]

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Granted but you are a squirel

I wish to have a two meter big afro

Granted but its ginger

I wish for a wish to wish

 

[The Triangle God]

Granted but it wishes not to wish

I wish for a good ol' cheeseburger

 

[Green_Metaknight]

Granted, but instead of being ol', it's old, and it has a herniated disc.

I wish for the cheeseburger to also have cancer.

 

[The Triangle God]

Granted but you get the same conditions as the burger

I wish to Eradicate Bill.

 

[Green_Metaknight]

Granted, but you can only eradicate Bill Cypher, all other bills are immune to anything you can attack them with.

I wish for Elon Musk to invent a broken penny machine.

 

[Glasia🌳]

Granted, but you can only eradicate Bill Cypher, all other bills are immune to anything you can attack them with.

I wish for Elon Musk to invent a broken penny machine.

Granted but you have to enter twitter every time to operate it
I wish to know all the x86 opcodes

 

[Green_Metaknight]

Granted, but since you said twitter where you should've said X, your wish does the same thing and you now know all the twitter86 opcodes.

I wish for Elon Musk to not invent a fixed penny machine.

 

[toxicstorm115]

Granted but its a fixed dime machine instead.

i wish for a moonlord body pillow.

 

[Revan314159]

Granted but its a fixed dime machine instead.

i wish for a moonlord body pillow.

Granted, but it has actual moonlord attacks and is hostile

I wish for omnipotence

 

[Green_Metaknight]

Granted, but it's omniscience instead, and your brain is flooded with disturbing and horrible information.

I wish for someone to travel back in time to stop Revan314159 from becoming omniscient.

 

[Revan314159]

Granted, but it is by preventing you from corrupting my wish, so now I'm omnipotent.

I wish that all of my future wishes are uncorruptable

 

[Green_Metaknight]

Granted, but you have to do so by editing a previous post.

I wish for a broken penny machine.

 

[Revan314159]

Granted, but you have to do so by editing a previous post.

I wish for a broken penny machine.

Granted, but the machine is broken in such a way that it constantly spews broken pennies.

I wish to edit back my edited post.

 

[Green_Metaknight]

Granted, but doing so means you no longer get to ignore wish corruptions.

I wish for another broken broken penny machine.

 

[Revan314159]

Granted, but it has the EXACT SAME FLAWS as the other one.

I wish that you would turn your profile back to an actual green meta knight.

 

[Green_Metaknight]

Granted, but you also have to do so, and I won't do it until after you do it.

I wish for 3 more broken broken penny machines.

 

[Revan314159]

Granted, but, once again, they have those same flaws

I wish I could change my avatar back

 

[Green_Metaknight]

Granted, but I get to as well.

I wish for a broken penny machine instead of a broken penny machine.

 

[Revan314159]

Granted, but the machine in the shape of a broken penny does nothing