Corrupt a Wish

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but you're a beast now.
I wish for Dark Souls III to have atleast 4 DLC's.

Granted, but every single one of them is set in Drangleic.

I wish for a raw Flamberge +10.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but they're actually Spaghetti flamberges.

I wish to re-run Barrack Obama as president.

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but it's Hillary Clinton in disguise.
I wish for cheese.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but it's Hillary Clinton in disguise.
I wish for cheese.

Granted, but it's the most horrifically smelly cheese on earth.

I wish for a grand dad to teach me how to fleenstones.

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

Granted, but he actually teaches you to eat stones
i wish i had a 9999999 platinum stack

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but he actually teaches you to eat stones
i wish i had a 9999999 platinum stack

Granted, but it implodes into a black hole due to its gravity.

I wish I had the ability to create life, in Spore-esque fashion.

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

Granted but all that life is DOOMED!!!

I wish i had the GOD STRENGTH

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted but all that life is DOOMED!!!

I wish i had the GOD STRENGTH

Granted, but power corrupts.

I wish I had a death sandwich.

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

granted, but your sandwich is not gonna stay dead for long

i wish i had a Flying Dutchman

 

[The Perspirator]

granted, but your sandwich is not gonna stay dead for long

i wish i had a Flying Dutchman

Granted, but it's actually Finnish.

I wish to have a Blu-Ray of The Amazing Bulk.

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

Granted, but instead is a blu-ray of The Amazing HULK

i wish i had no more wishes

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but instead is a blu-ray of The Amazing HULK

i wish i had no more wishes

Granted, but the laws of Entropy grant you a wish anyway.

I wish for a 6-ft model of Sonichu.

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

Granted, but god makes a mistake and turns it into a model of Pickachu

i wish i had the SUPREME WISH

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but it collapsed becouse it's not quality.
I want tons of good, tasty, amazing oranges.

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

Granted, but they come in iron crates that are dropped over your head.

i wish for the world to be seen in 4K

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but they come in iron crates that are dropped over your head.

i wish for the world to be seen in 4K

Granted, but you have to pay for the headset.

I wish for a Shrek DLC in Terraria.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but he appears as often as a green slime and Smash Mouth - All Star plays non-stop at max volume if you come across him, even if you cannot see him.

I wish to run Abraham Lincoln for president.

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but he's dead.
I wish for a mod that has 10K of items.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but he's dead.
I wish for a mod that has 10K of items.

Granted, but the game gets corrupted.

I wish for a Black Knight Greatsword.

 

[TheUberCannon]

Granted, but it's made of dirt.

I wish for a goat that gives you beer when milked.