Corrupt a Wish

[Redstonetam15]

Granted, but it's multiplayer, and you know what happens when there's PvP on.

I wish for a coolio thing.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but you freeze to dead

I wish for cute and non-lethal centipedes.

 

[Redstonetam15]

Granted, but they invade your house.

I wish for Justin Bieber to be dead.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but One Direction now has Music Monopoly

I wish for grammer

 

[Redstonetam15]

Granted, buht itz horeble.

I wish for a pet noob.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but he he kills you

I wish for a perfect slave.

 

[ZombieGenius]

Granted, you become a perfect slave.

I wish for fruit in any form that is or is not lethal.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, you become a perfect slave.

I wish for fruit in any form that is or is not lethal.

Granted. It's a watermelon. It was delivered to your face. You are now a vegetable.

I wish for a Black Knight Greataxe, as well as the strength to wield it and the ability to swing it without throwing myself as well due to its inertia.

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but it's so large you hit everything around you.
I wish for quickstep to be nerfed to oblivion.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but it's so large you hit everything around you.
I wish for quickstep to be nerfed to oblivion.

Granted, it was nerfed so hard that it now costs your entire stamina bar to roll.

I wish that Greataxes had more than one attack.

 

[Redstonetam15]

Granted, but it only gets one more!

I wish that dragons were real.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but they eat humans. Including you.

I wish I could.

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted, but you never did it.
I wish for Sponge Bob OST.

 

[Sky High]

Granted, but now you can only hear the Barnie OST.

I wish I had 1 more finger.

 

[Redstonetam15]

Granted, but you can't control it.

I wish LAZOR GUNZ were a thing!

 

[ZombieGenius]

They already are. They just don't hurt people.

I wish for Pickles in ANY way.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted.

Hey, did you know this thing is frequently nicknamed Pickle?
Not. Even. Joking. It's actually true. People call it Pickle, even though that's not it's proper name.

I wish for one of these!

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but you get an actual pickle.

I wish for cute spiders.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but they're venomous and bite you.

I wish for transparent text.

 

[Redstonetam15]

Granted, but it's this.

I wish for this to turn off!!!!