Corrupt a Wish

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but now it's transparent text.

I want this to turn off now...

 

[Redstonetam15]

Granted, but it's pink!

I wish that viruses weren't a thing.

 

[Sky High]

Granted, but now bacterias are springing out of the depths of the Internet.

I wish for a day off.

 

[ZombieGenius]

Granted. Someone turns you off for 1 day.

I wish for TJ "Henry" Yoshi.

 

[Redstonetam15]

Granted, but everyone is like "Who's that?"

 

[ZombieGenius]

Granted. You got " ".

I wish for 13 using four fives.

 

[Redstonetam15]

Granted, but it's 413, not 13.

I wish that Windows XP was good.

 

[Sky High]

Granted, but it becomes so good that only Bill Gates's computer can run it.

I wish for everyone to be happy.

 

[Redstonetam15]

Granted, but you're sad.

I wish that people from foreign countries don't always win in Clash Royale.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but now they win in everything else.

I wish for "Je suis monté".

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted, your name is now 'Monté'.

I wish for an harem of women.

 

[Unicorn666]

Granted.
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Hey, did you know this thing is frequently nicknamed Pickle?
Not. Even. Joking. It's actually true. People call it Pickle, even though that's not it's proper name.

I wish for one of these!

Never heard of anyone calling this boss from Monster Hunter a pickle. Do you even play MH, mate?
Granted, but now you're impotent.
I wish for MH to be released on PS4.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but the series will be cancelled thanks to bad sales.

I wish for the Zodiac.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Never heard of anyone calling this boss from Monster Hunter a pickle. Do you even play MH, mate?
Granted, but now you're impotent.
I wish for MH to be released on PS4.

I've played up to G3 in 4U, 8* Village in 3U and Village 6* HR7 in Generations. Nobody in-game calls it a Pickle, but people that play it do.
Sometimes. I prefer to just call it by it's actual name.

Granted but the series will be cancelled thanks to bad sales.

I wish for the Zodiac.

Granted. It burrrrnnnsss to ash, though.

I wish for A thing.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it kills you

I wish for a dragon costume.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but it doesn't fit. It's baby size.
I wish, but it's venomous and bites you.

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, but it doesn't fit. It's baby size.
I wish, but it's venomous and bites you.

Granted. It's a tarantula.

I wish for an Amazing Bulk bodysuit.

 

[Redstonetam15]

Granted, but the only thing special about it is that it's uncomfortable as wearing a space suit on earth.

I wish that I could stand the taste of coffee.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it is now the only thing you can stand.

I wish for snake-spiders

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Granted, but they die out faster than you can say "extinct".

I w