Corrupt a Wish

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

Granted, your cat is now alive and evil

 

[General Gunsales]

Granted.
I wish my cat wasnt evil?

 

[BloodyFingers23]

Granted, it's fully deceased now.
I wish for friends who are active.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

Granted, You wasted your wish

I wish for The ace of spades hand cannon right now, without needing to wait for 3 more weeks for 3 more Armsdays. Please google search the Ace of spades and armsday before corrupting

 

[The Perspirator]

Granted, You wasted your wish

I wish for The ace of spades hand cannon right now, without needing to wait for 3 more weeks for 3 more Armsdays. Please google search the Ace of spades and armsday before corrupting

Granted, but it's nerfed.

I wish for a Chikage, so that I may outweeb the rest.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

Granted, here's a tiny plastic Chikage.

I wish it was armsday everyday.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it will always not be today but tommorow.

I wish for something.

 

[General Gunsales]

Granted. You got Ebola.
I wish to stop getting alerts for posts.

 

[DarkWiz17]

Granted. You got Ebola.
I wish to stop getting alerts for posts.

Granted, but you have a throbbing headache for all eternity, even when you are dead.

I wish the Minecraft would dissapear.

 

[Nisper]

Granted,but then people make a remake called Meemcraft.

I (almost) wish for a nuclear winter.

 

[DarkWiz17]

Granted, but you die of radiation poisoning.

I wish I was the president of the united states.

 

[General Gunsales]

Granted, you turn into obama.
I wish for a paradox.

 

[DarkWiz17]

Granted but the paradox is that you weren't born. (HOW DOES IT WORK?)

I wish that the Earth would dissapear.

 

[General Gunsales]

Granted. the earth dissappeared

 

[Nicklamgamer]

you don't wish.


i wish, for, wishes.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but they all kill you

I wish for a white christmas.

 

[Nicklamgamer]

granted, but you get grey christmas.

i wish for.

Spoiler: Spoiler

Ultra Beasts.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but they are now Ultraman.

I wish for Satan

 

[Nisper]

Wish granted.He captures your soul and sends it to ETERNAL SUFFERING

I wish for a machete.

 

[The kamen rider]

Granted but it is very dull and you can`t sharpen it.

I wish for frosty.