Corrupt a Wish

[Erienna Nakagai]

Granted, but you can only use them with help from a godess and even then, only for 5 minutes before they burn up
I wish that no one was a n00b

 

[Clay Dragonfruit]

Granted you are now a noob.

I wish for *insert interrupting ABANDON THREAD picture*

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Granted, but it only shows up when you view the webpage on a SteamBox
I wish for an endless supply of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

 

[Naufal13]

granted but 'a lizard' eats all of them in 5 second

I wish for a working teleporter

 

[Clay Dragonfruit]

you get a telephony.
I wish fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor a apple.

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Your apple is completely infested with worms, like no joke, you can't find a single trace of apple, just worms
I wish for HalfLife 3

 

[Naufal13]

granted but you split your live into 3 different pieces

I wish for a working grenade

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Granted, but it's a flashbang grenade
I wish for a person who I can kick/punch in the face whenever I want.

 

[Naufal13]

granted but you got... yourself

I wish for a perfect cheeseburger

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Granted, but it's a Subway sandwich instead of a cheeseburger
I wish for loopholes to open up in all wishes

 

[Clay Dragonfruit]

Granted, it doesn't happen.
I wish for Yoshi, not Joshy

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Granted but you get a really poorly done dinosaur painted green with a red saddle and some boots
I wish for a thing

 

[Naufal13]

granted but you get nothing

I wish for a whole jar of deadly bacteria

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Granted, but the bacteria is only deadly to itself
I wish for my eyes not to hurt when I stare at a screen for too long.

 

[Naufal13]

granted but you burn your brain instead

I wish for a working blackhole generator

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

Sure, but the black holes swallow you.

 

[Miziziriz]

I wish the person above me made a wish.

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Granted, but they used the same font color as the background of the theme you use.

I wish to be a Derse Dreamer.

 

[galacticGammawave]

Granted, but they used the same font color as the background of the theme you use.

I wish to be a Derse Dreamer.

You become one but no one knows what you are anymore.
I wish for... world hunger to end!

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Granted but World peace also ends

I wish to have an iPhone 6 Plus that doesn't bend.