Corrupt a Wish

[EvilGenius]

ERROR 404. WISH NOT FOUND.

I wish for the whole sky to be mine.

 

[Jordans Farm For Nothing]

ERROR 404. WISH NOT FOUND.

I wish for the whole sky to be mine.

Wish granted, but the sky is made of turds and rains turds.
I wish for nothing

 

[Ninjathis]

Wish granted.
...Why are you still here?

I wish for a pineapple.

 

[Varsia]

You get an apple and a pine needle.

I wish for stupidity.

 

[Jordans Farm For Nothing]

Your wish is granted, but you also have mental disorders.

I wish to be a litteral green lantern.

 

[Varsia]

you become the superhero 'Green Lantern', but without the powers.

I wish to not make a wish.

 

[Red Wave]

Unfortunately, wishing to not make a wish still requires wishing.

I wish to turn into a potato.

 

[Jordans Farm For Nothing]

Unfortunately, wishing to not make a wish still requires wishing.

I wish to turn into a potato.

Your wish is granted, but you are put in an oven, cut in 2, and have cheese put on you.


I wish to work at Klei entertainer.

 

[Ninjathis]

Granted, but you starved.

I wish I was Batman.

 

[Jordans Farm For Nothing]

Granted, but you starved.

I wish I was Batman.

Granted, but your back is broke.

I wish I had no butt.

 

[PTpirahna]

Granted. Your legs are gone too because they fell off when your butt was removed. Also there's no way you can poop anymore.

I wish I had Fishron Wings.

 

[Ninjathis]

Granted, but Fishron thinks he finally found a...mate.

I wish I had a new game to play.

 

[Varsia]

You get E.T for the Atari.

I wish for a spider.

 

[EmielNL]

granted. although it is bigger than you expected.. and not friendly.

I wish for worlddomination.

 

[Varsia]

Granted, but the world you dominated turned out to be tiny, and uninhabitable.

I wish PEOPLE WOULD STOP STARING AT ME LIKE IM AN ALIEN OKAY!?

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Granted, but they stare at you because you are an alien now.

I wish Pokemon breeding was faster and easier.

 

[Varsia]

Granted, but... well...
ummmm...
GUYS I NEED HELP

I wish for a cheese sandwich?

 

[EmielNL]

it's done, but the cheese is made from the residue of a pokemon breeding facility.

I wish I could get chocolate just by snapping my fingers.

 

[Varsia]

it's done, but the cheese is made from the residue of a pokemon breeding facility.

I wish I could get chocolate just by snapping my fingers.

Ummmmm...
I dont want to know...

Granted, but you have to snap your fingers off.

I wish to corrupt this wish.

 

[EmielNL]

granted, but your wish has been given to every orphan in Detroit, corrupting their wishes. you dun goofed.

I wish I never dropped the soap in prison.