Corrupt the Wish!

[Orion_Bright]

666, you are no burning with me

I wish to be a crow

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

Granted but you are in so much pain you can't transform.

I wish to escape from the underworld.

 

[Orion_Bright]

Granted but now you are in purgatory
[doublepost=1507997300,1507997285][/doublepost]i wish for lunch

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

It is breakfast.

I wish for cereal.

 

[ReusableLime20]

It's raisin bran

I wish for a new car.

 

[Huzbubber Tim]

It's an old station wagon that broke down 200 years ago and can't be repaired. I wish for a mirror.

 

[ReusableLime20]

It's an old station wagon that broke down 200 years ago and can't be repaired. I wish for a mirror.

Granted but its broken.

I wish for a unbreakable mirror.

 

[SteelSt0rmMaster]

Granted, but ya can't see through all the duct tape holding it together!

I wish for an iPhone X.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Granted. But said iPhone X explodes when tapped.
I wish for pocky

 

[SteelSt0rmMaster]

Granted, but they're literally on fire!!!

I wish for infinite wishes!

 

[Trash Boat]

Granted, but you can only use them to wish for aids.

I wish for spirit of my wish to be granted, but not the letter of it.

 

[ReusableLime20]

Granted, but the spirit dies.

I wish for world peace.

 

[SteelSt0rmMaster]

Granted but you're the only one left.

I wish for actual ability to make funny jokes!

 

[Ivyss]

Granted but no one ever gets them.

I wish for the world to end.

 

[Trash Boat]

Granted, but it just stops moving.

I wish dankbrew was still with us.

 

[The Gravemind]

Granted - He's a zombie.


I wish that Trash Boat changed his name in the past so my Legacy as a rockstar with an awesome name would be secured in the future.

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but you have to change your name everywhere, including real life to "Stupidest Person Ever".

I wish I could get away with any crime and rule break everywhere every time.

 

[ReusableLime20]

Granted, but each time you sell part of your soul.

I wish the next wish that I wish will be granted without any side effects.

 

[Ivyss]

(Ha, I never had a soul.)
It only takes effect when it's useless.

I wish I could be funny.

 

[ReusableLime20]

Granted, but no one gets it.

I wish for

Spoiler: My wish

POWER!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!