Corrupt the Wish!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by The Kitsune, Feb 12, 2015.

  1. The Kitsune

    The Kitsune Terrarian

    The point of this game is to twist the wish of the person above you by maintaining the letter of the wish, but not the spirit. Then make your own wish.
    Example:
    Person 1: I wish for a million dollars.
    Person 2:Your wish is granted. You now have a million Sand-dollars. I wish I had a flying car.
    Person 3: Granted, but you have no way of steering it. I wish for pie.
    And so on. Let's begin.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
     
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  2. Techno Mancer

    Techno Mancer Brain of Cthulhu

    I wish I could get to my terrorist job > : )

    I wish for more wishes!
     
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  3. The Kitsune

    The Kitsune Terrarian

    You get so many wishes you don't know what to wish for.

    I wish I could fly!
     
  4. Techno Mancer

    Techno Mancer Brain of Cthulhu

    You grow wings...
    Very painfully out of your back. Due to wings not being a part of the human anatomy, they are large, functionless appendages coming out of your back. They rip through your muscles and tissue in your back, paralyzing you. You are hospitalized.

    I wish for a unicorn on Christmas!
     
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  5. The Kitsune

    The Kitsune Terrarian

    You get a unicorn....picture

    I wish Kitsunemimis were real!
     
  6. Techno Mancer

    Techno Mancer Brain of Cthulhu

    Unfortunately, they become real, but people are scared of them, so they kill them. This creates a never ending war-like battle between the Kitsunemimis and the humans.

    Edit: I wish for superpowers!
     
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  7. The Kitsune

    The Kitsune Terrarian

    You forgot to add a wish :p
     
  8. The Kitsune

    The Kitsune Terrarian

    You are granted the power to hear things far away, and people are creeped out by you and you get shunned from society

    I wish that my dog would stop barking.
     
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  9. Techno Mancer

    Techno Mancer Brain of Cthulhu

    Your dogs mouth gets sealed.


    He starves.

    I wish upon a shooting star...
     
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  10. The Kitsune

    The Kitsune Terrarian

    Your star gets granted, but the star lands on your city and kills everyone

    I wish I didn't need to go outside to move those potted plants my mother is wanting my to do.
     
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  11. Techno Mancer

    Techno Mancer Brain of Cthulhu

    The plants grow legs...! And mouths. They proceed to eat people, cause mayhem, and destroy your town.

    I wish for one billion dollars!
     
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  12. The Kitsune

    The Kitsune Terrarian

    You get one billion sand dollars :)

    I wish I could be in an anime world!
     
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  13. Techno Mancer

    Techno Mancer Brain of Cthulhu

    You get teleported into a battle between *insert anime character* and *insert anime character*. In the crossfire, you get killed.

    I wish to be famous!
     
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  14. The Kitsune

    The Kitsune Terrarian

    You are now IN!famous

    I wish that I could become a Nekomimi
     
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  15. Techno Mancer

    Techno Mancer Brain of Cthulhu

    (Had to look up "Nekomimi") you become a Nekomimi... And a little more. You lose all human feeling and memories and act as if you've been raised by wild cats.

    I wish for eternal knowledge!
     
  16. The Kitsune

    The Kitsune Terrarian

    You get eternal knowledge of Justin Beiber's life

    I wish that I could...uhm....have a pet fox! (That doesn't kill me)
     
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  17. Techno Mancer

    Techno Mancer Brain of Cthulhu

    The pet fox is too *ahem* foxy and you die because it's so hot.
    No I'm kidding that's weird. You find out you need to be qualified to own a fox as a pet. The government takes him/her away and fines you heavily

    I wish to live forever!
     
  18. The Kitsune

    The Kitsune Terrarian

    You forgot to wish again lol
     
  19. Pumpking

    Pumpking Terrarian

    You live forever. You get to see everyone you know and love die, you get to see the world being ripped apart.

    I wish to be a Snake!
     
  20. The Kitsune

    The Kitsune Terrarian

    You become a snake, and immediately get shipped out to a zoo, imprisoned for life essentially

    I wish I could get a new mouse for my computer!