[Player] landed on the ground like a splat of strawberry jam. (Death by fall damage)
[Player] ran out of broomstick fuel (Death by fall damage)
[Player] is aerially challenged (Death while wearing wings)
[Player] thought down was up (Death by fall damage while gravity is backwards)
[Player] forgot to wear their oxygen mask (Death by drowning or just dying in the space biome in general)
[Player] vanished into thin air (Death by explosion)
[Player] is pushing up daisies now. (Just death.)
[Player] blamed lag for that death (When the game recognizes that FPS went down when you died.)
[Player] is getting their money's worth out of their adventure!(Just death)
[Player] made horsey noises with coconuts.(Death but you run into it)
[Player] ate too many Krabby Patties. (Death by fall damage)
[Player] is having a bad day (Just death)
[Player] stared a basilisk in the eye.
[Player] can't seem to find where they parked their car. (Death while riding mount)
[Player] is respawning from the last spawnpoint (Death)
[Player] swallowed the wrong colored pill (Death by debuff)
Need another death? Why not [Player]? (Death)
[Player] is blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain... *PING* (Death with mount, wings, fall damage, or explosions)
[Player] had tunnel vision (Death underground)
[Player] caught cat scratch fever (Death, because ticking every death on a counter)
[Player] went to infinity and beyond! (Death by explosions)
[Player], ya died! Ya died, ya died, ya died, ya died, ya died, ya died, ya died!
[Player] rubbernecked at the scenery.