Da pun game!

[Bethany]

I tried to buy a pet duck, but couldn't afford the bill.

Lasagne [edit] This might be a tricky word to pun on, so you can substitute any popular Italian food — spaghetti, pizza, your choice.

 

[Ivyss]

I want a pizza that

food

 

[TheUberCannon]

There's Kung food-ere's also Tai Chi.

Sonic