Defend Yourself!

[theobadeo22]

But my Wii remote was dead!

I accuse the next person of eating my christmas cookies

 

[Redstonetam15]

It was my doppleganger!

I accuse the NP of 360 noscoping my friend.

 

[Cubicality]

He was on the other team.

I accuse the NP of not letting me know who I'm accusing!

 

[Redstonetam15]

Hey, you said you accused the NP, you dumbhead!

I accuse the NP of stealing stealing my laptop and my computers.
Wait, how am I typing this right now?

 

[Cubicality]

Answer- Magic.
Defense- You stole them from the store first.

I accuse the NP of defending themselves!

 

[theobadeo22]

Hello, I just stopped to say hi!

I accuse the NP of being a slice of bread

 

[Redstonetam15]

I was playing a simulator.

I accuse the NP of stealing my legs....

 

[Cubicality]

Legs? What legs? Nothing in this suspicious thin 3 foot long container...

I accuse the NP of being a ninja at some point.

 

[Redstonetam15]

What kind of ninja?

I accuse the NP of shutting down my favorite resturaunt >:U.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

But you are the one who order to shut it down!

I accuse the NP for causing Kemonomimi war.

 

[TheUberCannon]

What exactly is Kemonomimi anyway?

I accuse the NP for not generating orange glowing monkeys appearing in Korea.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

((You see the ears on top of my avatar head? They call character that wear it "Kemonomimi"))
They'll start a war if I send it there.

I accuse the next person for starting the war.

 

[Redstonetam15]

That war was for land rights!

I accuse the NP for stealing the world's supply of oranges.

 

[TheUberCannon]

I was hungry.

I accuse the NP for working at McDonald's for an overtime.

 

[Redstonetam15]

I needed to work extra to pay the bills.

I accuse the NP for causing a time paradox.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

But it can change the Universe!

I accuse the the person for creating grenade.

 

[Ivyss]

Who are accusing by saying the the person?

I accuse the NP for being the NP.

 

[Redstonetam15]

It's a forum game, bruh.

I accuse the NP for stealing my good arm. Why do people steal robot limbs these days?

 

[TheUberCannon]

Oh, sorry. I think I got that from the underworld.

I accuse the NP of not being amused of space.

 

[plantszaza 🌳]

Did you mean SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!?

I accuse the next person for not having extra ears.