7/25 moi powas
7/25 gimi moi powas!
i attack spaded cyan
wait, its being bodyguarded. dart.
"you misjudge me."
"I do seek power. but my goal in these games remains aiding my side."
"I simply value a power that will let me help my side more for the entire game, over a temporary advantage."
"true. I do like the heightened charge speed that comes with joining your side in my experience..."
"but whatever I do still has the goal of "help PG" whenever I join it."
instead of attacking SC, I gather my energy in preparation of my next action.
You don't, actually. Placeholder nulled from the effects of the placeholder from last turn.
GODMODDER: Why do you join bad god men like me? Power?
36/50: Oh Hek its a Snek
14/50
+1 to Thartler and Emerald Man
I set all of the mechs on fire. This makes the C-MECH explode violently, sending pieces of metal in every direction which deals damage to all of the other mechs. It makes the Z-MECH run around like a chicken with its head cut off, causing it to crash into the other mechs and dealing damage. The S-MECH starts reflexively firing arrows in every direction. Those arrows are now on fire, and of course, as you would expect, deals heavy damage to all of the other mechs. The SL mech is highly flammable due to being a replica of a slime, and so when it bounces around it leaves massive patches of fire on the ground for the other mechs to fall into and catch on fire all over again. The W-MECH mysteriously avoids any of this happening and just sits there, facepalming at the stupidity of the other mechs, which causes it to take damage anyways because of the strength of the facepalm which is required to express the amount of exasperation with the excessive stupidity. THe EN-MECH just teleports around in circles wildly, occasionally telefragging itself with another mech.
Someone set the mechs on fiiiiireee and they can glow briiiighter than the suuunnnnnnn.
Toniiiiiiiiight.
They're welll doonnnee....
I can't remember how the rest of that song goes so I guess my parody ends here.
So to recap: Mechs + fire = HILARIOUS ANTICS.
You set the Mechs on fire, before causing a series of havoc to affect all of them! 8,000 damage to all six mechs - well done! You also...
inspire Minecraft Awesome Parodys.
Crushing the surface world: 6/50
1337 summoning magicks: 15/25
+1 Piono and Thartler
I, formerly, and currently, Excitebike, EN-MECH, slashy slash
10,000 damage... to the Z-MECH, which casually jumps in the way!
I deck Spaded Cyan across it's face.
1/10 Charge
1/6 Charge2
+2 to Sir Juicebox
The Roasted Leafybot tanks the hit, and takes 7,000 damage!
Welcome to the game, eight hundred and five!
[AG]
Stats:
HP: (I- OWCH!)
Charges:
Artificial Night (7/45)
The Light of New Chronicles of Anti-Godmodders: (38/40) (95%) (+1 piono and +2 Emerald)
+1 pionoplayer, +1 Emerald Man
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Entity actions:
Robin Hood uses Redistribution against EN-MECH/Roasted Leafybot, whether one is alive and uses their money to heal Minecraft Awesome Parodys.
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I decide to join with the madness, doing Grass Pledge. But wait, Grass Pledge + Fire Pledge = Burnimation! They all get before ensnared by grass to ensure they'll burn in hell, given by pionoplayer.
I then decide to attend said Russian Hacking School, because why not?
You use Grass Pledge, and assist the flames! A further 6,000 damage to all Mechs! You then decide to attend a Russian hacking school, going to a shady website, tapping into livestream, and tuning into the latest live lesson taught by the Russian hackers.
Russian hackers are powerful things, they purport to know the secrets of life, they can distort the power of the land of the free, they were probably all created by the media and mass belief, and the Godmodder has Russian hacking skills! The Godmodder is a very powerful reality hacker, so using Russian hacking must let you become really powerful, correct? You listen in, to see if you can learn whatever secrets Russian hackers hold for your own purposes.
cognitiveCyrillian: Hello, my dearest students.
cognitiveCyrillian: I assume that you have been practising the sacred art of your Russian Hacking at home?
cognitiveCyrillian: Russian Hacking is one of the many arts of this hellish reality, you know. It is like an arm that you must feed, that you must brag about to the world, so you can get a lot of power, and with a lot of power comes a lot of money.
cognitiveCyrillian: If you were there for my first lessons, you would know how important money is in this world. The Soviets are dead, and the money is not in our state, but the megacorporations that run the world.
cognitiveCyrillian: What do you say to that, my dearest students?
What do you do - wait, leave, or do something else?
The soldier starts running at Spaded Cyan.
"RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The soldier punches through Spaded Cyan, flinging the power source out of him by a short distance, and somehow having it be intact. He picks it up, and stores it in his inventory.
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Crush: 6/20
Salt In The Wounds: 10/20 (+1 Piono)
+1 to Emerald, +1 to Piono
Spaded Cyan picks up the Leafybot, before you punch right through it. You attempt to rip the power source out of Spaded Cyan, but he growls, and manifests a pixellated sword, before turning the world into dancing love. He stabs you, breaking your shield, before chanting something, a
madasm. You choke, and spit up more pink bile, that the Spaded Cyan draws out of your body!
8/25 moi powas
8/25 gimi moi powas!
I walk over to spaded cyan and show it my many stabs, before drawing a deck of cards and playing... 13... of ...stars..., causing the felt to show up. the felt proceed to be annihilated as i decide not to do time shenanigans, before I grab a cactus and throw it at cyan. a large shovel rises from the ground and falls over, crushing Spaded cyan and making it accurate to call it spaded spaded cyan since it got hit by a spade [IE: spaded], and I walk over to him and say "here, hold this", handing him a bomb with a burning fuse. the fuse burns away, and right before it runs I return and get the bomb, saying "thanks." the bomb then explodes. since I have magic armor on and 92837- I mean 92823 rupees, I'm still perfectly fine, I ask spaded cyan if it wants to play catch the knife? before waiting for an answer, i start.
[BANG]
[there is now a bleeding hole in Spaded cyan's head(analogue?).]
"man, I suck at this game"
You perform an assault on Spaded Cyan, and a quite creative one at that. It... survives unscathed, with a giant trademark floating above it! It's already taken damage from half of the attack, and knives? What's a naifu when you wield a waifu!
12/25 More Gun (+1 from Thartle)
5/15 Elite Dude
2/10 XTREME DODGE SKILLZ
+1 to
@Emerald Mann &
@Thartler
The Level 3 Sentry gives the SL-Mech free bullets. By shooting them at it.
Siebold internally rees because he used the wrong type of crane.
He un rees by shooting holy laser beams at the Z-Mech.
11,000 damage!
[AG]
HP: 2/2
So I join in. I decide not to summon entities because that is just stupid.
Instead, I just stand there, doing nothing. I bet something will ruin this, but I am just here... doing nothing...
is that usual?
You do nothing and accomplish nothing.
Welcome to the game, archangel of dog! Champion?
40/50: Oh Hek its a Snek
15/50
+1 to cyan and emerald mann
I thank thartler for turning my burning hatred for the Mechs into a chain attack and decide to start some SICK FIRES to go with the regular fires.
Yo we got mechs in a storm
So its time to get warm
Start a fire and flame
Let the punks take the blame
Yeah we got seven Rs here
And for now I fear
Everything's caught on fire
Let the smoke rise up higher
Yeah this game is a joke
Bad God Man's bout to get smoked
Just like his mechs run around
And crash into the ground
Cuz he's clueless as heck
His whole army's a wreck
Stop the beat, we're re-classin
We're all multitaskin
Drop nukes on your face just as soon as we're askin.
I drop the mike on the MECHs, which explodes, adding to the firestorm.
A further 6,000 damage to all MECHs!
TODOKETE 5/25
nice >:] 10/10! (+1 from Cyanogynist)
The Abyss 1/50
+1s to Cyanogynist and Pionoplayer.
nice >:] expended!
Wood Man appears once again out of literally nowhere and takes up a fighting stance. Wood Man summoned! Regular HP and attack for an entity of his charge, and one charged attack, mm2wood.mid, with two charge.
Wood Man will attack the C-Mech.
A voice then sounds out of nowhere. "Alright, I'm tired of this already."
CRYSTAL > IMPROBABLY NAMED TECHNIQUE : FIST OF ANOTHER DAMN CHANNEL TAKEOVER
A blurred purple figure knocks SiIva and the High Quality Rip Machine into last month, then resolves into the guy in my avatar.
Phew, good thing there was already a narrative precedent for SiIvaGunner getting randomly supplanted. Crystal in the house, let's actually do stuff that isn't memes now.
He starts by pulling out the Lance of Longinus, the version from Evangelion that is, and nailing the Z-Mech Mk. II right through the chest.
SilvaGunner is in last month! Welcome to the game, universally cognizant! You take the Lance of Longinus, and drive it straight into the Z-Mech! 13,000 damage! I'm unsure if there's an AT-Field to pierce, but still.
Wood Man summoned!
42/50: Oh Hek its a Snek
16/50
+1 to crystal and thartler
I decide to chain into someone else's action for my action again, and wander over to HeroGabe. Who is doing... nothing. Nothing at all. What could be going on in the mind behind this still-as-a-statue figure. Standing so perfectly still, not even breathing.
It is at that point that I realize that HeroGabe is, in fact, dead.
I immediately panic. This nightmare of a world has claimed yet another soul! I immediately dial 911, but in this twisted heckscape of a reality, it doesn't go exactly as planned. Instead I get the emergency response teams from Dimension 953.
Three words: Ambulance, thunderstorm, stopsign. These are the brew from which my summon from Dimension 953 will be crafted
A massive roiling cloud of... something rolls in through a portal in the air. You here the distant rumble of sirens and know... help has arrived.
A massive fleet of bright red ambulances driven by the stop sign corps of Stopcity254 begins descending down from the sky. They have heeded my call and have come to rescue the poor HeroGabe.
The one problem is that there's an army of MECHS in the way.
There is loud crunching smashing, and stop-signish cursing as the ambulances begin raining down (literally) upon the MECHS. Seeing this calamity, the stop sign matriarch within the massive cloud deployment base raises up its mighty fist-analogue and smites the MECHS with stop-sign shaped lightning, mangling their forms beyond belief.
You accidentally call Dimension 953, and summon the Stop Sign Matriarch, Goddess of Clouds and Ambulation! She rains down stop signs on the mechs, but the Z-Mech bodyguards them all, taking 20,000 damage!
Spaded Cyan uses
Legend! His pixellated sword glows, before he performs seven cuts for seven exes! 1 damage to JOE, Cyan, Piono, Generic, who sleepwalks through the damage and fails to take it, Kaijulord, who dies, and 10,000 damage to Mathematica and Minecraft Awesome Parodys!
Minecraft Awesome Parodys deals 1,000 damage to all PGs! All unordered anti-Godmodders team up and deal 40,000 damage to the C-MECH! Robin Hood uses the Redistribution! The EN-MECH is drained of 15,000 HP, and Minecraft Awesome Parodys gains 15,000 HP, and some cash money! The Godmodder takes notes, and is reminded of his cash money!
The Mechs band together! The C-MECH and the Z-MECH team up to fire a spark of corruption at Robin Hood! It arcs around him, ignoring his agility to deal 30,000 damage! The S-MECH deals 10,000 damage to the Not A Metaphor's shields and the Mathematica! The SL-MECH annihilates the Level 3 Sentry near immediately with a blast of plasma! The W-MECH looks at Spaded Cyan, and brews a concoction! Spaded Cyan takes. 0 Damage.
The Godmodder thinks to himself, and heals the SL, W, and EN Mechs by 15,000 HP! Be prepared for whatever he pulls out next turn!
Bosses Killed: 3.
Jondanger23
[AG] HP: 1/2.
[insert generic username]
[AG] HP: 1/2. Sleepshielding the Not A Metaphor.
Battlefury13
[AG] HP: 2/2.
TrickleJest
[AG] HP: 1/2.
Cyanogynist
[AG] HP: 1/2.
Thartler
[AG] HP: 1/2.
YveltalGaming
[AG] HP: 2/2.
Sir Juicebox
[AG] HP: 2/2.
Murphmario
[AG] HP: 1/2.
Crystalcat
[AG] HP: 1/2.
pionoplayer
[AG] HP: 1/2.
1NTERPUNCTUAT10N.
Redstonetam12
[AG] HP: 1/2.
Emerald Mann
[AG] HP: 1/2. Is Kaijulord.
HeroGabe
[AG] HP: 2/2.
DathVader
[N] HP: 1/2.
JoeBOB
[N] HP: 1/2.
Spaded Cyan
[H] HP: 1/7. Witched! Legend:
I. Wildcard:
III.
Roasted Leafybot
[H] HP:
0/10,000.
Minecraft Awesome Parodys
[AG] HP: 16,500/30,000. Hits all enemies.
Robin Hood
[AG] HP: 45,000/90,000. Agile. The Redistribution:
III.
Mathematica
[AG] HP: 60,000/80,000. Countdown:
I. A to Z:
II. Alphamatic Replacement:
III.
Not A Metaphor
[AG] HP: 25,000/25,000. Bacon Shield: 4,000/4,000 HP. Meme Barricade: 5,500/13,500 HP. Nightmare Shield:Orchid Godhead Is!
WoodMan
[AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. mm2wood.mid:
II.
C-MECH Mk. II [BOSS] HP: 19,000/80,000. Blitzkrieg: IIII.
Z-MECH Mk. II [BOSS] HP: 45,000/120,000. Longinus: IIII.
S-MECH Mk. II [BOSS] HP: 80,000/100,000. Kaiser: IIII.
SL-MECH Mk. I [BOSS] HP: 135,000/140,000. Schwarzwelt: IIII.
W-MECH Mk I [BOSS] HP: 140,000/140,000. Walpurgisnacht: IIII.
EN-MECH Mk. I [BOSS] HP: 141,000/160,000. Nietzsche: IIII.
The Godmodder
[GM] HP: 113/125.
