dodge the person above you

THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED. LIKE PUBERTY.

For the light that went out in my house, I put it in prism. Get it? Prism. [insert exaggerated laughing here]
(DODGE MY BAD JOKE YOU PUNK)
 
You didn't attack! I will take this opportunity to keep the pressure up, and rush at you with a Shield of Cthulhu and Arkhalis !

And then, I'll finish it by Portal Gunning you in the dungeon, with Plantera defeated and Skeletron not defeated yet !
 
Hey that's where my friend weapons are What up guys!

*posses slime and returns to destroy* (so basically you have a giant cat sword slime thing trying to kill you)
 
(Sword was in the slime) (im made of luminite)

The blender blends itself
(slime destroyed)
(I'm not)
Hurls self at person at 200x the speed of light
 
I just realised you spelled my name "Parasay". I go Super Saiyan 2 and break your scissors..

before blasting you with a Kamehameha.
 
hmmm ill fix that then.
Just says no and it goes away (logic)

Calls tax collector. "Ms ((or Mrs)or Mr) you own him 20000000000000000 platinum!"
 
Oh, you're probably thinking of the Terraria NPC specifically ? He owes me his life, so he goes away.

I call another tax collector on you.
 
But I am not human so she doesn't attack me.

I force you to remove everything that keeps you alive.
 
I just heal it off.

I then proceed to force the next poster to sit through Ali A's intro getting increasingly louder for 10 hours. With headphones on. Tied to a chair.
 
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