dodge the person above you

[Parasy]

I drink an Obsidian Skin Potion. Then log out and go to another world..

The entire Smash Ultimate cast beats NP up.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

I summon the Master Hand, the Crazy Hand, Giga Bowser, Dharkon, Galeem, and every other boss exclusive to Super Smash Brothers.

Ganon (Beast form, Ocarina of Time, holds 2 golden swords that are 2x bigger than Biggoron's Sword), the Sky Army (SkyDoesMinecraft and his fanboys, same equipment as the former), SuperMarioLogan's fanbase (hatred on anyone who despises him, same with Jeffy), Fortnite's fanboys (that call Ocarina of Time a terrible game for kids, and dance in a really cringe inducing way), The Expert Mode Moon Lord (Terraria), the Mongols (Along with Genghis Khan and Hulagu), Minecraft Fanboys (Sky's Army is one of them. Many people in the community of MC are also immature people who, if one says that Breath of the Wild or Mario Odyssey is better, bash on them immediately) and many evils of the world destroying the Next Poster.

 

[Ivyss]

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NP gets thrown off a cliff.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Using a parachute.

Burning in the lowest layer of hell.

 

[Parasy]

Isn't that the cold one ?

Next poster has to fight Frieza from Dragon Ball.

 

[Animus Viral]

Dabs and he dies of cringe. No one is safe.

There's a fragment of the universe chasing after NP.

 

[Ivyss]

I get portal'd to a safe space between universes.

NP gets sent into an unlivable part of the void.

 

[Animus Viral]

Thing is, I have no life, so I'm not living there.

NP gets crab rave. IDK what it is for, but crab rave.

 

[Animus Viral]

I spell it nebag and he gets negated by opposite of his name.

Crab Rave 2.0, but all of the crabs are Crabulon and is filled with mushroom death

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

*Deletes Calamity Mod*

Telling a terrorist-nature NVidia/Intel supremacist (in real life) that you have an AMD computer (even my brother despises AMD for "giving us terrible moments" whilst praising Intel, whose latest CPU's are designed in Israel, which is a country that I loathe) so he or she can kill you with a gun.

 

[Blood Crawler]

i go into my fridge

The NP can't exhale

 

[Animus Viral]

NP is insane, and has a button that will blow themselves up.

 

[Animus Viral]

Zeke: POWER ARMOR RACE BUT UNDERWATER!
(Grats to those who get the reference)

All of NP's good is mine.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Built myself a Pyramid so you cannot steal my goods.

Someone who shouts "SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE" at you whilst firing a gun.

 

[Ivyss]

Good luck aiming at what you can't see.

NP has been injected with a lethal dose of my venom.

 

[Ivyss]

Nope, it gets portal'd out before it does any harm to me.

NP gets portal'd to the same space the bomb did.

 

[Animus Viral]

Too bad, I'm in Amos Viren, meaning reality can be whatever I want it to be, and the Strange Matter gets nullified by Ultimatium.

NP gets blasted by EGO.

 

[Ivyss]

I don't know what that is so I'm just gonna say it was an illusion that was hit.

NP is hit by thing that makes explode after a short amount of time.

 

[Animus Viral]

TAC dodge physics makes dodging AOEs possible somehow.

I shoot happiness at the NP.

 

[appleNsauce]

You triggered my trap card, Happiness black hole! I get to absorb the happiness to replenish 500 life points!

I place rolling cacti around the np