dodge the person above you

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

I mean, I'm underage. So... You get arrested for supplying alcohol to a minor

I force NP to memorize the whole dictionary in English, Spanish, Chinese, and German

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

I can't do this because I'm in jail
After getting out of jail, I put a tripwire hook piston lava trap (you touch the tripwire, the floor goes away, you fall in the lava) in your house your parent's house

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

HEY! I help them! I mean *ahem* I break the entire trap with a Hydrogen Bomb

I also uncreatively kill NP

 

[Parasy]

I hold up a uno reverse card, killing you back in an uncreative way.

I have a Starcraft Marine ball move out and kill the first NP they see.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

I mean, you already killed me, so... They can't see me.

Also, I haunt the NPs entire existence and perform basic Chinese Water Torture on theme

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

I hold out a mirror, convincing it it is NP
I guess NP's favorite terraria boss

EPIC GAMER GETTING NINJAD

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

How 'bout... No.

I unleash Thanos,w all the Infinity Stones onto NP

 

[Parasy]

I use the legendary Melee Fox shine to waveshine Thanos into the blastzone.

I then proceed to grab NP and fire them from a cannon.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Jokes on you, I launch myself out of cannons in Fortnite. Ya played yourself

I proceed to bury NP alive 7,000 meters under Mt. Everest

 

[Parasy]

I hear the word "Fortnite" as I am buried alive... and it's enough to make me go Super Saiyan. I burst out of the mountain with the ultimate sicko mode powers.

Then I start throwing large pieces of the mountain at NP.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

Strangely enough, being a middle School football player, I can Dodge and catch items

I then throw back mountain pieces at NP

 

[Parasy]

It's time, huh ? I deflect them like Overwatch Genji.

They're coming back at NP !

 

[Ivyss]

And then they go through a portal.

The portal goes to NP.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

I teleport just as they arrive

I teleport in front of NP with a machete and vengeance

 

[Parasy]

I grab the machete and yeet it away.

There's a gun to NP's head, and death in my eyes.

 

[Ivyss]

The bullet gets stuck in the bone.

I rip out NP's eye.

 

[Lmao.itzkrystal]

I made a clone of myself. Also, you ripped out the clone's eye...

I summon the entire armed forces of the US, UK, and Russia on NP

 

[Parasy]

I summon the Protoss army to fight back.

One of their zealots got lost and is charging NP.

 

[Augustulus]

I am in an entirely different country, thus meaning no dodge is needed.

NP breathes normal air, nothing special really.

 

[The_Viking]

I don't breath air, thus causing me to die of the lack of oxygen.

NP goes to jail for accused murder.