I found out my parents were giant lizards. No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road with a giant marry me sign; and soon thereafter was married! Things were going well, until she wanted to meet my parents. And then I was all, "No Way!", and she was all, "Yes, way", and I was like "My parents are giant lizards."
But I've told you too much already!
One day, I felt very _ and started to feel like my _ needed a change. So I went to the distant land of _, and _ed there for 3 days. After, I went back to _, and I met up with _ and discussed _. This made me feel much better about my _.