Jokes you didn't get as a kid but understand now

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Someone that needs help

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I put this in the mature discussions because there could be some jokes that aren't that appropriate

"He won 3 piston cups!"

*Mater spits drink*

"He did what in his cup??"
 
someone that needs help said:
I put this in the mature discussions because there could be some jokes that aren't that appropriate

"He won 3 piston cups!"

*Mater spits drink*

"He did what in his cup??"
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Hi @someone that needs help I moved this to the Off Topic section. Even in Mature Discussions inappropriate jokes would not be permitted. :) Have fun with the thread, and keep it clean everyone.
 
“Remember what you did to me in bed?”
“I didn’t do anything!”
“I rest my case”
 
Oldie from Gravity Falls

”My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!”
 
Three’s Company

“The beer is flat, but the waitresses aren’t”
 
lol
 
Unit One said:
Hi @someone that needs help I moved this to the Off Topic section. Even in Mature Discussions inappropriate jokes would not be permitted. :) Have fun with the thread, and keep it clean everyone.
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Wait i still wanna know why u use an owl as ur profile pic..
 
F4IRY said:
Wait i still wanna know why u use an owl as ur profile pic..
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it's the cover of a Rush album, and he's a big fan of them
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Half of the jokes in The Simpsons.
 
The vampire guy from Sesame Street is related with math because he's called Count Dracula.
 
ppowersteef said:
The vampire guy from Sesame Street is related with math because he's called Count Dracula.
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Did you actually not know this? Seriously.
 
Picklenugget8 said:
Did you actually not know this? Seriously.
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If English isn't your native language, then that makes it pretty easy to miss on puns.
His dutch translation lost the mark on the pun entirely, and that makes the vampire/math relation look very odd.
 
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ppowersteef said:
If English isn't your native language, then that makes it pretty easy to mis on puns.
His dutch translation lost the mark on the pun entirely, and that makes the vampire/math relation look very odd.
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That makes sense, sorry if I appeared rude.
 
"I didn't see Chica coming! And that's not a joke for the internet to enjoy!" -Markipler, shortly after getting jumpscared by Toy Chica in FNaF 2
 
thats what she said
 
The flash and his love life
“Fastest man alive”
“Which might explain why you can’t get a date”
 
Anything raunchy.
 
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