Jokes you didn't get as a kid but understand now

[Someone that needs help]

I put this in the mature discussions because there could be some jokes that aren't that appropriate

"He won 3 piston cups!"

*Mater spits drink*

"He did what in his cup??"

 

[Unit One]

I put this in the mature discussions because there could be some jokes that aren't that appropriate

"He won 3 piston cups!"

*Mater spits drink*

"He did what in his cup??"

Hi @someone that needs help I moved this to the Off Topic section. Even in Mature Discussions inappropriate jokes would not be permitted. Have fun with the thread, and keep it clean everyone.

 

[Kane Schmitz]

“Remember what you did to me in bed?”
“I didn’t do anything!”
“I rest my case”

 

[FalloutGuy645]

Oldie from Gravity Falls

”My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!”

 

[Kane Schmitz]

Three’s Company

“The beer is flat, but the waitresses aren’t”

 

[Ash God of the Skull Gang]

lol

 

[rei ★]

Hi @someone that needs help I moved this to the Off Topic section. Even in Mature Discussions inappropriate jokes would not be permitted. Have fun with the thread, and keep it clean everyone.

Wait i still wanna know why u use an owl as ur profile pic..

 

[Kane Schmitz]

Wait i still wanna know why u use an owl as ur profile pic..

it's the cover of a Rush album, and he's a big fan of them

 

[IndigoGollum]

Half of the jokes in The Simpsons.

 

[ppowersteef]

The vampire guy from Sesame Street is related with math because he's called Count Dracula.

 

[Picklenugget8]

The vampire guy from Sesame Street is related with math because he's called Count Dracula.

Did you actually not know this? Seriously.

 

[ppowersteef]

Did you actually not know this? Seriously.

If English isn't your native language, then that makes it pretty easy to miss on puns.
His dutch translation lost the mark on the pun entirely, and that makes the vampire/math relation look very odd.

 

[Picklenugget8]

If English isn't your native language, then that makes it pretty easy to mis on puns.
His dutch translation lost the mark on the pun entirely, and that makes the vampire/math relation look very odd.

That makes sense, sorry if I appeared rude.

 

[Someone that needs help]

Wait i still wanna know why u use an owl as ur profile pic..

it's the cover of a Rush album, and he's a big fan of them
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Pls stay on topic

 

[Kane Schmitz]

Pls stay on topic

Pls let the moderators handle this. just report and move on, as they say

 

[Dark Sunshine]

"I didn't see Chica coming! And that's not a joke for the internet to enjoy!" -Markipler, shortly after getting jumpscared by Toy Chica in FNaF 2

 

[Yoop90-]

thats what she said

 

[Someone that needs help]

The flash and his love life
“Fastest man alive”
“Which might explain why you can’t get a date”

 

[AVARUS ODIUM]

Anything raunchy.

 

[Someone that needs help]