Kill the person above you.

[Varsia]

Do I have to?
Okay...
(Don't worry, it's not the real you)
Repeatedly stabs Zekrua in the chest.

 

[Zekrua the Demon Lord]

Thanks for taking care of him.
Now....
*kicks a decoy of you down to the ground and slams a mace on its back as it emits a strange crying sound*

 

[Varsia]

*summons another Zekrua clone*
*eats it alive*

 

[Zekrua the Demon Lord]

*summons a bunch of Haloboy clones*
*summons a giant demonic meteor mace*
*breaks their backs one by one*

 

[Varsia]

*summons yet another Zekrua clone*
*slowly tears it limb-from-limb, making sure each tear is extremely painful*

 

[Zekrua the Demon Lord]

*summons all the demons from Hell*
Use these instead.
*summons a haloboy clone and a White Knight with white spikes on armor*
*forces spiked White Knight down haloboy clone's throat scraping each spike against the sides and then shoves it out of its rear while the protected white knight is safe*
*haloboy clone shatters*
*incinerates clone remains*

 

[Krasunir]

Oh look. White Knights.

 

[Varsia]

You sure they'll be happy about being used as a dismemberment tool?
Ah well, pass it here.
*grabs white knight*
*smashes zekrua clone with white knight by using it as a flail*
*releases white knight*

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

*throws a can of MD at you.*
*explodes*
*much rekt happenz*

 

[Zekrua the Demon Lord]

*backstabs you*
*breaks your back with a mace*

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

*gets a potato gun*
*shoots potatoes at insane velocity*
*the potato pierces though you*

 

[Zekrua the Demon Lord]

*armor says NOPE and the potato pierces straight through you*
(Lesson learned: DON'T MESS WITH ZEKRUA WHEN HE'S IN A BAD MOOD.)

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

*I eat the potato*
*I poo it out and blast my turd straight at you.

 

[Zekrua the Demon Lord]

*My armor makes it turn around right in your face*

 

[Varsia]

*teams with Zekrua*
*Repeatedly impales a Typhoon, cause I'm too badass*

 

[Krasunir]

They probably won't, but who cares.

 

[Naufal13]

*respawn*

how can I kill a Dragon... hmm...
*places tons of dynamite near Krasunir, throws a cigar at the pile and walk away from the explosion without looking*

(I'm immune to backstabs now, so be creative !)

 

[Krasunir]

One of my main elements is Fire, you know...
I can take baths in lava.

I slice Naufal in half with my claws.

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

I steal your claws and rapidly throw them straight at your face.

 

[Naufal13]

I trap you in a book and throw you into the ocean.

(still no backstabs)