Kill the person above you.

[Reepicheep]

General Qi enjoyed falling, not so much landing.

 

[General Qi]

Porcupines started to call Reepicheep brother, when he decided to sleep on a huddle of them.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Oh My God You Sick ,
General Qi Had A Brain Aneurysm From Reading @Qui Devorat's Most Mind Bending Statuses

 

[StereOtaku]

Teedus da night fury choked on a fish.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Spiderman Was Sick Of Being Mistaken For Pikachumania

 

[StereOtaku]

It turned out teedus da night fury was a dream.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

You're Cruel.
The Belair Guy Was Sick Of Looking At Pikachu x Deadpool Yoai

 

[StereOtaku]

(You mean will smith?)
Teedus da night fury got too furious.

 

[realicraft]

@Pikachumania drowned in a pool.

 

[StereOtaku]

(Technicaly can I be killed?)
@Realicraft turned into fakecraft.

 

[General Qi]

Pikapool evolved into Pikapulp when he was used as a ball for a soccer game between giants.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

(No I Meant The Guy From The Belair Insurance Company Commercials)
General Qi Was Stabbed By @Realicraft With @Pikachumania
Edit: This Guy.

 

[General Qi]

Teedus turned into modern art when he was thrown into a wash-cycle.

 

[StereOtaku]

General Qi turned into General Quiche

 

[General Qi]

Kittens don't even recognize Pikachumania anymore, after he tried making out with a chainsaw.

 

[StarWarrior111]

Killed General Qi with kindness

 

[General Qi]

StarWarrior became lego pieces after trying to do fisticuffs with a javelin rocket.

 

[Reepicheep]

General Qi was the first test subject of time travel.

 

[General Qi]

Reepicheep is now breathing through a hole in his torso, when he tried to hug a live cannon.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

@General Qi Was Killed By @General Qi