Kill the person above you.

[Catman8274]

1ts an amazing cabbage was ripped apart at the atomic level.

 

[XSlayer300]

Catman8274 got transformed into nothing by a Reality Distortion Array.

 

[Catman8274]

XSlayer300 was thrown into a Black Hole.

 

[XSlayer300]

Catman8274 was purified to the frying pan.

 

[Catman8274]

XSlayer300 was then hit directly in the face with said frying pan.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

Catman8274 was allergic to everything

 

[M4D-4LI3N]

1ts an amazing cabbage was chopped by an intelligent cabbage chopping machine called 1st an AMAZINGLY FAST CABBAGE CHOPPER

 

[Ivyss]

M4D-4LI3N got [data expunged]

 

[Catman8274]

M4D-4LI3N's data was expunged.

This makes a little more sense to me

Now... EXPLOSIVES EXPERIMENT #3!!!

1ts an amazing cabbage participated in yet another one of Catman8274's Explosives Experiments.
M4D-4LI3N participated in yet another one of Catman8274's Explosives Experiments.
tappaja100 participated in yet another one of Catman8274's Explosives Experiments.
Catman8274 was blown to smithereens by his own experiment for a third time.

Dang it!

 

[Ivyss]

*decides to start shielding self from explosions
Catman874 was eliminated for being too much of threat with all the explosive experiments.

 

[AintDatTrueI]

tappaja100 *Death skull*

 

[XSlayer300]

AintDatTruel was executed by a Marine firing squad.

 

[AintDatTrueI]

AntDatTruel 360 noscoped Xslayer300

 

[Catman8274]

AintDatTruel was beheaded by Catman8274. His head was then stuffed and mounted on Catman8274's wall.

 

[ruddthree]

@Catman8274's atoms were scattered across time and space.

 

[Under cover cabbage]

@ruddthree was squished by too many rubber ducks

 

[Catman8274]

1ts an amazing cabbage became one with their inner salad.

 

[XSlayer300]

Catman8274 was sabotaged and destroyed by a Sapper

 

[Hypalaser]

Nah. I'd rather not. Everyone needs friends. You don't wanna have a ghost for a friend.

 

[Catman8274]

Hypalaser tried to high-five the Moon Lord.