Life Hacked (and Slashed)

[deletedaccount12]

The rules are very simple. Just post an extremely stupid life hack to answer the last poster's question (If you couldn't tell, you have to post a question after the life hack).

Here's an example:

1: How do you make cakes without so much mess?
2: Clean up the mess with Play-Doh. How do you dispose of trash without getting up?
1: Eat it. How do you make your hair look good without any hair products?

Start by answering the question that 1 asked.

 

[Cubic.]

Use vinegar instead of milk, that's what makes it so crumbly.

How do you make a gigantic drawing not extend over the edges of a page?

 

[deletedaccount12]

(I meant the last question, 1 asked first and last)

Destroy your computer so that it doesn't have the drawing in the first place.
How do you successfully steal candy from a baby?

 

[Cubic.]

((I meant traditional drawings, on paper))

You hide under the crib!

How do you make a hamster cage if you don't have a Bin?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Buy Alcatraz prison and own an army of hamsters!
How do you do life?

 

[Cubic.]

Hack it.

How do you fly without a plane?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Become toucan-sexual.
How do you type better?

 

[Cubic.]

Become the type type.

How do you become the type type if you can't type?

 

[Ordinary Orange]

If your the type who doesn’t type you hire a type type who will type for you
How do you make tacos with a pancake?

 

[Cubic.]

If your the type who doesn’t type you hire a type type who will type for you
How do you make tacos with a pancake?

Easy, just taco your pancake.

How do you make pancakes with a taco?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Give yourself a lot of drugs and it will look like a pancake.
How do you break out of jail with only a toothbrush and today's breakfast?

 

[IndigoGollum]

Chew it up, spit it out, and use it instead of batter.

How do you don't?

 

[deletedaccount12]

(you were ninja'd)
Just do.
How do you do with only some peanut butter?

 

[Ordinary Orange]

spread the peanut butter on your face and take a bath
How can you use dental floss to detonate nuclear bombs?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Floss your teeth so good that they reflect enough sunlight to detonate a bomb.
How do you escape the Duolingo bird?

 

[computerfan0]

Hold and press X.

How do you kill an unkillable eye?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Don't.
How do you read a book while sitting down, but don't have a couch or floor or bed?

 

[Murphmario]

That's easy! Hang one of those hanging chairs on the ceiling somehow, then sit on it!

How do you look at the sun without buring your eyes?

 

[Ivyss]

Take out your eyes.

How do you cure depression?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Do Krugs, there's a start.
How do you break out of jail with only a filing cabinet?