Look to your right- The first object you see, you must eliminate the above user with it.

[Streyll]

I drop a couch on you.

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

I spray you with the shoe aerosol and set it on fire.

 

[Streyll]

To my right is currently just darkness, so I use the cover providing by the dark to sneak up on you and strangle you.

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

I bash you into a metal door.

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

I bash you into a wooden door, which takes quite a bit longer than the metal door.

 

[DatCatBeta the Kobold]

I make you sit in a chair with wheels and then push it of a cliff

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

death by giant jenga tower collapsing on you

 

[DatCatBeta the Kobold]

1) frick
2) you get crushed by a filing cabinet

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

*muffled from under the filing cabinet*
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I NEEED A MEDIC BAG

You are hung by a noose I made out of a lot of cheap paper towels

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

In the process of you hanging DatCatBeta while you're underneath a filing cabinet I beat you to death with a large spinny chair. Z

(I like to imagine this scene taking place in a public bathroom)

 

[Sandbox & RPG]

I feed you my remote's battery

 

[DatCatBeta the Kobold]

I burn you to death with hot apple cider

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

(mmmmm apple ciderrrrr)

I pull a Freddy Krueger and shove your face into the tv mounted on the wall

 

[DatCatBeta the Kobold]

I run you over with a school bus

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I detonate the school bus with the concussion mines I placed on the road.

 

[Yoop90-]

I force-feed you some poptarts wrappers then you choke to death

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I release an anvil which falls and crushes you.

 

[Yoop90-]

i hit you with a barrage of book bags

 

[Champion Greninjoid]

I light the floor under you on fire and then tackle you.

 

[Slight]

I fuel the fire by Throwing balls of crumpled up paper on it, incinerating you