All that.How this would help you and how this is a friendly form of violence I have no idea to either of those two questions that lie dormant in my mind. Then again, their are many questions that lie dormant in one persons mind that they can not answer. Why did I eat that slice of cake when I'm on a diet? Why are ducks so ed up? Do aliens have butts? Should situational murder be legalized? These are all things that may lay dormant in someones head, and who knows what else they may put in their head to remain in their for an eternity to never be answered. But that is one of the many complexities of life, people have an air of mystery that one may never find out about them no matter how many questions they ask them. Some things just stay within one persons mind their entire life, even if that person doesn't realize it themselves. This could be an unconscious act or a conscious one, no matter which it is it matters not as it always results in the same outcome; that is, there is always something you may never know about one person no matter how long you are with them. But it all boils down to one true question: do they like butts?
TL;DR: No and I yes I like butts.
It'd help me because it'd be funny and it'd be friendly violence because you would harm them when you collide and yet it would somehow be funny enough for everyone to laugh.
Flat butt men or bubble butt men?
Why the am I asking this...