Steal the loot!

[Ultimate snowman 46]

Uses a load of henry hoovers to seize it and flies at lightspeed with them into the sky like santa

 

[BrusselSprouts693]

@Algot 120 held the loot for 5 months and 8 days! Congratulations!

I disable christmas mode, causing the santa next to you to violently explode, sending the loot off the henry hoovers

 

[deletedaccount12]

I catch the loot with the help of my wings and teleportation.

 

[Ordinary Orange]

I teleport to you, steal the loot, teleport back, and disable cheats.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I fly to you and do a swoop stab, then steal the loot from the hand of your corpse.

 

[Ordinary Orange]

the loot became mine

 

[deletedaccount12]

I use a grappling hook to take the loot.

 

[Ordinary Orange]

I traveled back in time, got a copy of the loot, used it to steal the loot, and return the copy of the loot back in time

 

[Flask & Vella the Latias]

Grandfather paradox causes your timeline to cease and desist, causing original loot to return step from where I was standing. I then snatch this loot and run away with it.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I teleport to your location and whisper cringe things into your ear, causing you to invert your face which makes you dead. I steal the loot.

 

[Blood Crawler]

I stick headphones to your head and play Justin Bieber's songs, you die and i steal the loot.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I charge at you with my platinum sword and you run away without the loot. Blood Crawlers are weak, should have chosen better.

 

[Ivyss]

While invisible, I replace the loot with an item of the same mass, size, shape and just generally the same appearance.
I then place the loot in a cave for anyone to take that wants it.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I increase to pickpocket 100 and I steal the loot undetected.

 

[Ivyss]

You got nothing because I left it in the cave.

 

[Ordinary Orange]

I enter the cave to steal the loot

 

[deletedaccount12]

I throw a bucket of weed killer on you and steal your loot.

 

[Ordinary Orange]

I didn't get the loot yet. But anyway, it's mine now.

 

[deletedaccount12]

I stick a computer mouse into you and control you to give me the loot.

 

[Ordinary Orange]

I wan loot! I geh loot!