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Eye of Cthulhu
Prologue
"Stupid
ing cult of cenx!"
The cult of cenx chased after the mercenary, and he was slowed and weakened by their spells.
"I wish Loki told me this might happen!"
He shot 2 rockets IVs at them with his celebration, but that was no match for their last prisms. He stumbled into a cave and the cult of cenx pursued.
"Maybe I can lose them in the underworld."
Suddenly he saw a nymph in front of him, which his celebration made short work of. Soon they found themselves in the underworld, and a stardust dragon destroyed most of the cult of cenx.
"I knew you would be down here." The mercenary said.
"Well good for you." Loki said.
"Listen, before i do anything for you, can you at least tell me why relogic is at war?"
"ITS BECAUSE RED IS Aing UHUB
uhu!"
"Uh, what was that?"
"ITS JIBBERISH FOR, BRING ME REDS HEAD ON A PLATTER!!!!!!!!!!"
"K."
"Maybe I picked the wrong side..." The mercinary thought to himself.
But the mercinary is just a nameless dude, and won't be the focus of the story.
More later.
"Stupid
ing cult of cenx!"The cult of cenx chased after the mercenary, and he was slowed and weakened by their spells.
"I wish Loki told me this might happen!"
He shot 2 rockets IVs at them with his celebration, but that was no match for their last prisms. He stumbled into a cave and the cult of cenx pursued.
"Maybe I can lose them in the underworld."
Suddenly he saw a nymph in front of him, which his celebration made short work of. Soon they found themselves in the underworld, and a stardust dragon destroyed most of the cult of cenx.
"I knew you would be down here." The mercenary said.
"Well good for you." Loki said.
"Listen, before i do anything for you, can you at least tell me why relogic is at war?"
"ITS BECAUSE RED IS A
ing UHUBuhu!""Uh, what was that?"
"ITS JIBBERISH FOR, BRING ME REDS HEAD ON A PLATTER!!!!!!!!!!"
"K."
"Maybe I picked the wrong side..." The mercinary thought to himself.
But the mercinary is just a nameless dude, and won't be the focus of the story.
More later.
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