IC The Defenders

[Boop Noodle]

((it ran him over))

 

[Ganransu]

[ineffective]
*Fonaris uses an incendiary because why not and also because I'm too lazy to have him plant C4 on the Naja*

 

[Sockmonkey367]

(eh, true)

Wyvre realizes that he's out of fire, so he starts firing air slashes at the snek

 

[Boop Noodle]

500/3000
the naja slithers toward you, releasing a cloud of flammable gas, which the grenade ignites.

 

[Ganransu]

(That sounds bad)
*Blasted backwards due to the flames and knocked prone*
*Ganransu and Chen both get up and are on the job, with Chen slashing the Naja's face and Gan slams the bell into its side*

 

[Boop Noodle]

((again, bell doesn't do anything))
250/3000

 

[Ganransu]

*Ganransu does the only other thing he can do, headbutt it*

 

[Boop Noodle]

CRITICAL HIT!
The naja head explodes, bathing you in holy light.
You feel like your health just increased.

 

[Ganransu]

(Whose?)

 

[Boop Noodle]

((gan's))

 

[Boop Noodle]

Van then collapses onto the floor.
A Greater Chest Of Glory falls to the floor in front of everyone.

 

[Ganransu]

[25% health increase]
G "I feel sorta invigorated. Wonder why"

 

[Boop Noodle]

U-urgh. What happened?

 

[Ganransu]

C "Demonic possession. I think. I was out for a long time"

 

[Boop Noodle]

She then cusses like a sailor.

 

[Ganransu]

F "What?"
*Meanwhile, Gan opens the chest*
[Insert ds3 chest opening animation]

 

[Sockmonkey367]

"calm down, their are probably children watching!"

 

[Boop Noodle]

I'm possesed by a demon god.

 

[Ganransu]

G "Can't be as bad as going on a battle high and acting like an animal like me"

 

[Boop Noodle]

*Insert ETG chest mimic animation here* !!!!!!!!!!!!! She then pulls out a dagger covered in purple liquid and stabs it with it.