The Goblin Tinkerer's AMA

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Let me introduce you to another one of my inventions....
LEAD LINED POCKETS!!!
(though it does mean my belt has to be very heavy duty to stop my pants from falling down)
 
The Real Goblin Tinkerer said:
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If anyone doesn’t know what this says, it says: I know I do know binary and I know that I am a goblin genius and you a just a fox who can only count to one so you use the only numbers you know instead of speaking
 
I try not to think of the stylist at all.
She thinks that I am worthless just because I have no hair. Who needs hair to be fashionable? Where I come from, it's fashionable to have an axe sticking out of your head! Personally, I think that the stylist is actually a bit racist. She doesn't mind the tavernkeep who is a bald human, but as soon as a bald goblin comes along she gets out her scissors to defend herself.
How terrible.
So in short, I think the stylist is a racist, self centered idiot who doesn't deserve a place in the beautiful land that is Terraria.
 
The Real Goblin Tinkerer said:
I try not to think of the stylist at all.
She thinks that I am worthless just because I have no hair. Who needs hair to be fashionable? Where I come from, it's fashionable to have an axe sticking out of your head! Personally, I think that the stylist is actually a bit racist. She doesn't mind the tavernkeep who is a bald human, but as soon as a bald goblin comes along she gets out her scissors to defend herself.
How terrible.
So in short, I think the stylist is a racist, self centered idiot who doesn't deserve a place in the beautiful land that is Terraria.
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Shoot her dead
 
If you ever fell useless, remember the flare gun (this is for Goblin tinkerer). And why kill the angler?
 
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Calm down and make other fishing quest to you win a sextant to you make a pda and then a cellphone, but not kill a corrupt mimic, or kill, i really dont care
 
In this new update you revealed that you like the sensation of having the mechanic nearby, and if you didn't know the Mechanic said that you make her heart flutter! What do you want to say about this one?
 
Why do you keep jumping down my hellavator? Like, seriously. I built your home next to the hellavator, and you keep jumping into it. I always have to clean up goblin guts.. Eugh..
 
Why do you let me skip past the reforge I want? I've been mashing that button. I've been throwing enough money into your pockets for you to put a damn diamond ring on that girl of yours. And yet, you never ask me if I'm really, truly sure I want to change that Unreal Sniper Rifle into a mysteriously tiny one. It doesn't even fit in my hands anymore.
 
Mr. K said:
Why do you let me skip past the reforge I want? I've been mashing that button. I've been throwing enough money into your pockets for you to put a damn diamond ring on that girl of yours. And yet, you never ask me if I'm really, truly sure I want to change that Unreal Sniper Rifle into a mysteriously tiny one. It doesn't even fit in my hands anymore.
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If you see earlier in this AMA and also the post on my profile, my reforge machine isn't very accurate yet. I'm working on it, but this redigit crew aren't updating anything anytime soon as far as I know so I guess we're stuck like this. I'm sorry about your bad reforges, but you should try doing it yourself! And anyway, my price is calculated by 1/3 of the resale price and it's not my fault that you consider your sniper rifle so damn expensive
 
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