The Goblin Tinkerer's AMA

Now I know that there are heaps of 'ask me anything's out there already, so you might not see the point in making use of this one.
But here's where I prove you wrong.
From the AMAs that I've seen, all of the people behind them are humans (actually I'm pretty sure I saw one rabbit)
Maybe, even if they're not humans, they don't provide you with the answer you're looking for, or they don't know enough to answer it properly.
Well, I happen to be a genius rocket scientist goblin. Like seriously, I invented rocket boots! Now that was something special.
In this AMA, you can ask me questions about all sorts of things, from my taste in fashion and food, or complex conjectures that you need to launch your latest creation into space.
So good luck, and be happy to ask me anything. (I don't even mind personal questions, but you will know if you're taking it too far)
 
Ok come on everyone, lay off me and reforges.
I get that I might not hit the mark perfectly every time, but I really do try my best. I know I am the famed inventor of such wonders as the tinkerer's workshop and other creations, but my reforge machine is, unfortunately, still a work in progress. I'm doing all I can to fix it, but maybe next time, before you complain, you should try working that complicated reforge mechanism yourself.
 
Well it depends what you mean by that. There are a lot of other goblins like me as in they are the same race of goblin as I am, and you may know them from when they came and invaded your towns. There are heaps of goblins of other races, like the etherian goblins and so forth, but they don't really matter that much. If you mean are there other goblin geniuses like me, then the answer is almost certainly not. The goblins that I hung out with before the invasion were pretty thick, and couldn't swallow any criticism, even when I just told them they were going the wrong way.
(did you know that they tied me up when I told them they weren't going east and then they all took turns spitting on my face, but they still listened to what I said and changed direction?!)
So they were idiots, and unfortunately, it seems to me that most other goblins are too. My parents weren't the sharpest knives in the drawer and they got kicked out of our tribe when they ate the chief's baby since they mistook it for a shoe.
I am a very special case, and I feel like the only explanation for my talents are my curiousity, hard work and of course, destiny.
 
OK Do You Know That

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Ok Do You Understand?
 
Wow ok yes I understand and I'm pretty sure personal attacks on other members aren't allowed. (even if they are in binary)
First of all, reforges are awesome if I hit the spot. So, you've just crafted your night's edge after a long time collecting all the components. You get a broken modifier and feel like all that effort is wasted, but wait, your friend the goblin tinkerer is here to help, and if you're lucky you could get a legendary night's edge instead for a small sum.
Second, you say rocket boots are only used for spectre boots. Yes that is a good point, but where would you be (pre-hardmode) without spectre then lightning then frostspark then terraspark boots?!
Last of all the tinkerer's workshop is, as you say, 'so useful'. I've lost exact count, but I know there are over 50 items you can craft only at the tinkerer's workshop, including the cellphone, the grand design and the ankh shield which are three of the most helpful accesories in all of terraria.
So all in all, I would disagree with the statement "your pretty much useless" (incorrect grammar by the way, which shows how little you know)
 
The Mods Will Find This lol (I Hate Saying "lol")

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Maybe you aren't very nice to me, and as a consequence of your attitude, you're getting very 'unlucky' with your reforges.
If you put effort into making me happy, then the reforge costs will be lower.
And misspelling stuff and having bad grammar does show you aren't on top of your argument as does writing it all in binary so that other members of the forum can't see what I do consider an attack. How would you feel if someone called you "pretty much useless"?
 
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