Alright guys, you know well enough the drill by now! Ask away, no restrictions - assuming that it ain't against forum rules, of course. Cole won't have you motley lot getting his less-than-esteemed arse in trouble!
For those of you who aren't in on the uptake, Shotte is my no-good self. Cole, however, is the... 'character'(?) that has become associated with me, for one reason or another. He can be a bit of a short-tempered, egotistical son-of-a- - but he won't bite. Probably. Not too hard. Nurse Ratched sorted him out.
Sage Rood, on the other hand, is the spirit that haunts and possesses Cole eternally. This explains why he is a man of mannerisms so overflowing with volupturous roodness.
Rule #1: "Step one! We can have lots of fun!" - That one guy from New Kids on the Block.
Rule #2: Miner is ze best class, before you even ask!
Rule #3: This Thread gives advice so good, it is essentially a guide to your life. Before Chuck Norris took our advice, he was such a sissy that he played professional football for AC Milan!
Rule #4: This rule is a serious one - don't take anything you read too serious, like. Especially if it's from the mouth of Cole. Keep a pinch of salt to hand always.
Rule #5: Did you just take rule #4 seriously? *Facepalm*.
Rule #6: BE ON YOUR GUARD! Watch out for Sweatlords.