The Vending Machine

[Brick Creeper]

You get a BlackBerry

I insert a key pad

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

You get fingers.

I insert fingernails.

 

[Brick Creeper]

You get nail polish

I insert a hair dryer

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

You get a flamethrower.

I insert toothpaste.

 

[Brick Creeper]

You get cranberry sauce

I insert 3 leaves

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

You get 3 bugs.

I insert bread crumbs.

 

[Varsia]

You get a random slice of bread.

I insert a Tesla Cannon.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a power cell

I insert a bullet

 

[True dinklewinkle]

You get a relic

I insert a donkey

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get Shrek.

I insert Aaron's necropost.

 

[True dinklewinkle]

You get salt

I insert minecarts

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get shopping carts.

I insert a flamewar.

 

[True dinklewinkle]

You get 9 year olds

I insert heathens

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get Silent Hill.

I insert Resident Evil.

 

[True dinklewinkle]

You get spilled water

I put bayonetta 2 Rodin on phase 3 with handguns

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get Pewdiepie.

I insert Pokemon Go.

 

[TMB50]

You get Pokemon who want to make you walk, thus defeating the purpose of a non-sports game.
I insert a catdog.

 

[Bill Cipher]

You get a manfish.
I insert a hammer.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a Sledgehammer

I insert an Elvis record

 

[Bill Cipher]

You get a Sledgehammer

I insert an Elvis record

You get a Beatles record.
I insert a Rathalos Plate.