The Vending Machine

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a meme.

I insert my Xbox one. (pls no playstations)

 

[TMB50]

You get a giant pile of feces in a black box.
I insert all the games in the Five Nights at F***boy's series.

 

[MinerTurtle45]

You get epik maymays

I insert deez nuts

 

[Bill Cipher]

You get an angry Bill Cipher.
I insert a keycard.

 

[MinerTurtle45]

You get an open door

I insert the fact that the post only noticed my custom color partway through

 

[Bill Cipher]

You get an open door

I insert the fact that the post only noticed my custom color partway through

You get the idea to tell that to the mods
I insert a Yian Kut-Ku

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a chicken.

I insert Donald Trump.

 

[baconpancakes9]

You get a blonde wig.

I insert hope that trump doesn't get elected.

 

[TMB50]

You get a coup d'etat done by alt-right Brownshirts to get him in power anyways.
I insert the OST of the Persona series.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get the OST of Portal 2.

I insert President Obama.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get gay mens' rights

I insert the Blonde wig @TheUberCannon got

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get Donald Trump's face carved into stone.

I insert Isaac Newton.

 

[theobadeo22]

You get a truck filled with apples falling on your head

I insert The Annoying Dog

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get Temmie.

I insert Rick Astley.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get the movie 'up' which the machine then swipes with an arm coming from the door. (Hint: it's a meme)

I insert The Red Death

 

[theobadeo22]

You get nuked

I insert George

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a map of Washington D.C

I insert a copy of Destiny - The Taken King: Legendary edition

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a copy of Halo 5.

I insert Half-Life 3.

 

[TMB50]

You get a letter that says it will be released in the year 42000
I insert a picture of a cat.

 

[EvilGenius]

You get litter (trash)!

I insert my umbilical cord.