The Vending Machine

[The kamen rider]

You get Binding of Isaac
I insert god.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get Satan.

I insert Michael Bay.

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

You get Pixar Studios

I insert my will to live

 

[The kamen rider]

You get cyanide pills

I enter myself.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get the ugly

I insert my copy of halo 5 since I already have one.

 

[The kamen rider]

You get an other one!

I enter a dragon.

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

You get souls of flight

I enter a lethal dose of adderall .

 

[The kamen rider]

You get an unlethal dose of adderall

I enter a Kiwi

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

You get a bird eating a green fruit, cannibalism.

I enter a notepad containing all my darkest secrets.

 

[The kamen rider]

You got Trump`s toupee

I enter my heart.

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

You get your liver.

I insert my great grandfather's cousins daughters ashes.

 

[The kamen rider]

You got your own ashes.

I enter Trump`s toupee.

 

[TMB50]

You get a brown shirt.
I enter a black shirt.

 

[The kamen rider]

You get a white shirt

I enter a rainbow.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get cans of paint.

I insert Tunnel King.

 

[The kamen rider]

You got a Pit Girl.

I enter my sins.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get good stuff.

I insert my avatar.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a flashlight

I insert my Spartan mark IV helmet I got from a req pack.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a diamond helmet.

I insert Shrek.

 

[OniDeidara]

You get donkey wearing makeup.
I insert 1 platinum coin.