The Vending Machine

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

insert a 3 Silver Coins.

The vending machine broke,

I insert Radio 1

 

[Sky High]

You get an unlucky coin.
I insert a greedy ring.

Ah, ninja'd!

you get Radio 2.

I insert a greedy ring.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a lust bracelet

I insert PoodleCorp

 

[Sky High]

You get... nothing's coming out.

I insert 1000 mary sues, and a donald trump.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get 1000 politicians and a Barrack Obama.

I insert The Great Wall of China.

 

[Sky High]

You get the eiffel tower.

I insert the 7 wonders.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get Monopoly.

I insert Hilary Clinton.

 

[Sky High]

you get some breath clints.

I insert the breath clints.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get Breath Mints™.

I insert my soul.

 

[Sky High]

you get a trademark lawsuit.

I insert said lawsuit.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a lawyer's suit.

I insert a chicken.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

I stole the chicken before you inserted it but the machine gave you

I insert DJ Khaled

 

[MinerTurtle45]

you get another one

I insert DEEZ NUTS HA GAT EEM

 

[The kamen rider]

You get a good meme.

I insert a tortoise.

 

[MinerTurtle45]

You get ME!

I insert Squidward's hopes and dreams

 

[The kamen rider]

You get spongebob

I insert Anime.

 

[MinerTurtle45]

You get kawaii sugoi baka neko weeaboos

I insert a balloon

 

[The kamen rider]

You get a puppy

I enter a lizard.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

I enter a lizard

The lizard pooped you out

I insert a CS:GO Gamma case

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get SUPER-EDGY SKINS FOR MACHINE GUN LEL

I insert myself.