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Type something for the sake of typing it.
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I'll start,
Damn shame.
Why? I thought it sounded good.
Last edited: Oct 15, 2014
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theclownfish IIPreviously theclownfishII
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because your an idiot
im the first comment
theclownfish II, Oct 13, 2014Report
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Isaac the JesterEater of Worlds
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because you stalk the forums
I don't know because I'm the second comment
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SurveyorEye of Cthulhu
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The flesh explodes with just a touch. What the heck!?
I'm confused with how this game works already.
Appreciate your valued data. Yes.
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theclownfish IIPreviously theclownfishII
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no, this is a time waster
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SurveyorEye of Cthulhu
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Indeed. Will there be a follow bomb if most followed is in the notables?
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Isaac the JesterEater of Worlds
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we must stop this or something
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Cubity_FirstSkeletron
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As we can type ANYTHING
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...
A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the main title.
War drums echo through the heavens as a rollup slowly crawls
into infinity.
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships,
striking from a hidden base, have won their first
victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal
secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the
Death Star, an armored space station with enough
power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess
Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of
the stolen plans that can save her people and
restore freedom to the galaxy...
The awesome yellow planet of Tatooine emerges from a total
eclipse, her two moons glowing against the darkness. A tiny
silver spacecraft, a Rebel Blockade Runner firing lasers
from the back of the ship, races through space. It is pursed
by a giant Imperial Stardestroyer. Hundreds of deadly
laserbolts streak from the Imperial Stardestroyer, causing
the main solar fin of the Rebel craft to disintegrate.
INT. REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER - MAIN PASSAGEWAY
An explosion rocks the ship as two robots, Artoo-Detoo (R2-
D2) and See-Threepio (C-3PO) struggle to make their way
through the shaking, bouncing passageway. Both robots are
old and battered. Artoo is a short, claw-armed tripod. His
face is a mass of computer lights surrounding a radar eye.
Threepio, on the other hand, is a tall, slender robot of
human proportions. He has a gleaming bronze-like metallic
surface of an Art Deco design.
Another blast shakes them as they struggle along their way.
THREEPIO
Did you hear that? They've shut down
the main reactor. We'll be destroyed
for sure. This is madness!
Rebel troopers rush past the robots and take up positions in
the main passageway. They aim their weapons toward the door.
THREEPIO
We're doomed!
The little R2 unit makes a series of electronic sounds that
only another robot could understand.
THREEPIO
There'll be no escape for the Princess
this time.
Artoo continues making beeping sounds. Tension mounts as
loud metallic latches clank and the scream of heavy equipment
are heard moving around the outside hull of the ship.
THREEPIO
What's that?
EXT. SPACECRAFT IN SPACE
The Imperial craft has easily overtaken the Rebel Blockade
Runner. The smaller Rebel ship is being drawn into the
underside dock of the giant Imperial starship.
INT. REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER
The nervous Rebel troopers aim their weapons. Suddenly a
tremendous blast opens up a hole in the main passageway and
a score of fearsome armored spacesuited stormtroopers make
their way into the smoke-filled corridor.
In a few minutes the entire passageway is ablaze with
laserfire. The deadly bolts ricochet in wild random patterns
creating huge explosions. Stormtroopers scatter and duck
behind storage lockers. Laserbolts hit several Rebel soldiers
who scream and stagger through the smoke, holding shattered
arms and faces.
An explosion hits near the robots.
THREEPIO
I should have known better than to
trust the logic of a half-sized
thermocapsulary dehousing assister...
Artoo counters with an angry rebuttal as the battle rages
around the two hapless robots.
EXT. TATOOINE - DESERT WASTELAND - DAY
A death-white wasteland stretches from horizon to horizon.
The tremendous heat of two huge twin suns settle on a lone
figure, Luke Skywalker, a farm boy with heroic aspirations
who looks much younger than his eighteen years. His shaggy
hair and baggy tunic give him the air of a simple but lovable
lad with a prize-winning smile.
A light wind whips at him as he adjusts several valves on a
large battered moisture vaporator which sticks out of the
desert floor much like an oil pipe with valves. He is aided
by a beatup tread-robot with six claw arms. The little robot
appears to be barely functioning and moves with jerky motions.
A bright sparkle in the morning sky catches Luke's eye and
he instinctively grabs a pair of electrobinoculars from his
utility belt. He stands transfixed for a few moments studying
the heavens, then dashed toward his dented, crudely repaired
Landspeeder (an auto-like transport that travels a few feet
above the ground on a magnetic-field). He motions for the
tiny robot to follow him.
LUKE
Hurry up! Come with me! What are you
waiting for?! Get in gear!
The robot scoots around in a tight circle, stops short, and
smoke begins to pour out of every joint. Luke throws his
arms up in disgust. Exasperated, the young farm boy jumps
into his Landspeeder leaving the smoldering robot to hum
madly.
INT. REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER - MAIN HALLWAY
The awesome, seven-foot-tall Dark Lord of the Sith makes his
way into the blinding light of the main passageway. This is
Darth Vader, right hand of the Emperor. His face is obscured
by his flowing black robes and grotesque breath mask, which
stands out next to the fascist white armored suits of the
Imperial stormtroopers. Everyone instinctively backs away
from the imposing warrior and a deathly quiet sweeps through
the Rebel troops. Several of the Rebel troops break and run
in a frenzied panic.
INT. REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER
A woman's hand puts a card into an opening in Artoo's dome.
Artoo makes beeping sounds.
INT. REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER
Threepio stands in a hallway, somewhat bewildered. Artoo is
nowhere in sight. The pitiful screams of the doomed Rebel
soldiers can be heard in the distance.
THREEPIO
Artoo! Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
A familiar clanking sound attacks Threepio's attention and
he spots little Artoo at the end of the hallway in a smoke-
filled alcove. A beautiful young girl (about sixteen years
old) stands in front of Artoo. Surreal and out of place,
dreamlike and half hidden in the smoke, she finishes adjusting
something on Artoo's computer face, then watches as the little
robot joins his companion.
THREEPIO
At last! Where have you been?
Stormtroopers can be heard battling in the distance.
THREEPIO
They're heading in this direction.
What are we going to do? We'll be
sent to the spice mine of Kessel or
smashed into who knows what!
Artoo scoots past his bronze friend and races down the
subhallway. Threepio chases after him.
THREEPIO
Wait a minute, where are you going?
Artoo responds with electronic beeps.
INT. REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER - CORRIDOR
The evil Darth Vader stands amid the broken and twisted bodies
of his foes. He grabs a wounded Rebel Officer by the neck as
an Imperial Officer rushes up to the Dark Lord.
IMPERIAL OFFICER
The Death Star plans are not in the
main computer.
Vader squeezes the neck of the Rebel Officer, who struggles
in vain.
VADER
Where are those transmissions you
intercepted?
Vader lifts the Rebel off his feet by his throat.
VADER
What have you done with those plans?
REBEL OFFICER
We intercepted no transmissions.
Aaah... This is a consular ship.
Were on a diplomatic mission.
VADER
If this is a consular ship... were
is the Ambassador?
The Rebel refuses to speak but eventually cries out as the
Dark Lord begins to squeeze the officer's throat, creating a
gruesome snapping and choking, until the soldier goes limp.
Vader tosses the dead soldier against the wall and turns to
his troops.
VADER
Commander, tear this ship apart until
you've found those plans and bring
me the Ambassador. I want her alive!
The stormtroopers scurry into the subhallways.
INT. REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER - SUBHALLWAY
The lovely young girl huddles in a small alcove as the
stormtroopers search through the ship. She is Princess Leia
Organa, a member of the Alderaan Senate. The fear in her
eyes slowly gives way to anger as the muted crushing sounds
of the approaching stormtroopers grow louder. One of the
troopers spots her.
TROOPER
There she is! Set for stun!
Leia steps from her hiding place and blasts a trooper with
her laser pistol. She starts to run but is felled by a
paralyzing ray. The troopers inspect her inert body.
TROOPER
She'll be all right. Inform Lord
Vader we have a prisoner.
INT. REBEL BLOCKADE RUNNER - SUBHALLWAY
Artoo stops before the small hatch of an emergency lifepod.
He snaps the seal on the main latch and a red warning light
begins to flash. The stubby astro-robot works his way into
the cramped four-man pod.
THREEPIO
Hey, you're not permitted in there.
It's restricted. You'll be deactivated
for sure..
Artoo beeps something to him.
THREEPIO
Don't call me a mindless philosopher,
you overweight glob of grease! Now
come out before somebody sees you.
Artoo whistles something at his reluctant friend regarding
the mission he is about to perform.
THREEPIO
Secret mission? What plans? What are
you talking about? I'm not getting
in there!
Artoo isn't happy with Threepio's stubbornness, and he beeps
and twangs angrily.
A new explosion, this time very close, sends dust and debris
through the narrow subhallway. Flames lick at Threepio and,
after a flurry of electronic swearing from Artoo, the lanky
robot jumps into the lifepod.
THREEPIO
I'm going to regret this.
INT. IMPERIAL STARDESTROYER
On the main viewscreen, the lifepod carrying the two terrified
robots speeds away from the stricken Rebel spacecraft.
CHIEF PILOT
There goes another one.
CAPTAIN
Hold your fire. There are no life
forms. It must have been short-
circuited.
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Milt69466The Destroyer
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'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Spoiler
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Cubity_FirstSkeletron
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An old man awaits at the entrance of a dungeon. Stricken by a mysterious curse, he urges you to return after the sun has set, to free him of the madness that has infected his body. So you spend the day amid the grassy splendor of Terraria, surveying caves, slaying rabbits and slimes, as the hours tick by. Once night has set, you return to the old man, to free him of his curse and reap whatever rewards he wishes to give you. It turns out that the little curse transformed the old man into a demonic skeleton, a hovering monstrosity that unleashes holy hell upon your poorly equipped explorer. The battle rages for 10 seconds, maybe 20 if you run away at the onset, and then you're left staring at your corpse and wondering how you could ever defeat such a beast.
But there's no reason to be deterred by such a thorough beating. Terraria uses an empowering sense of discovery to grab you, and that unrestrained freedom is a double-edged sword. Free to explore the untouched lands, you may happen upon a monster much more powerful than you, or you may find a chest filled with precious treasures. You're never sure where your travels will lead you, but your curiosity is always rewarded. You may gain knowledge, such as knowing not to talk to old men at night, or happen upon a cache of gold, which can be used to forge a powerful sword. It's a world bursting with possibilities. Terraria is an incredible adventure that continually excites your imagination with the endless secrets that await.
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Isaac the JesterEater of Worlds
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these are kinda getting out of hand
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Cubity_FirstSkeletron
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Heart Out
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Isaac the JesterEater of Worlds
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outside of my heart
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SurveyorEye of Cthulhu
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Is that a star wars script?
It's hard to believe that
A demon in a room
Houses are meant to be safe haven for people.
A place where they can be at ease and rest.
In every houses they'll be rooms.
For this story, a room of a particular house dwells a lesser demon.
Every day, righteous fury of a beast will be sent to force the demon out.
Knocking on the door and calling out the demon's name, gradually turned to full body slamming on the door.
Repeating the same line over and over.
The hot-blooded beast tries to break down the door in full rage.
At the same time, threatening, beckoning, persuading and expecting the demon to open the door for it himself.
The door won't hold on much longer.
Metal hinges started to bend and the cracking of wood could be heard.
The demon panicked and tried to hold the door together.
With every single thump, the demon got pushed together with the door.
His legs gave up on him and he fell to the ground still holding on to the door.
He knows he's no match for the beast's strength.
He could only hope the door will last a little longer and the beast will go away momentarily.
The sound of violence is much more painful when the ears are close.
Overwhelmed by powerful emotions throughout his life have null the demon's heart.
The demon is no longer capable to think or see.
By breaking the door, the man inside breaks together with it.
Becoming useless to the outside world.
The demon in the room soon returns to its vomit.
The cycle repeats and salvation is farce for the lesser demon.
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Isaac the JesterEater of Worlds
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Is that a star wars script?
It's hard to believe that
A demon in a room
Houses are meant to be safe haven for people.
A place where they can be at ease and rest.
In every houses they'll be rooms.
For this story, a room of a particular house dwells a lesser demon.
Every day, righteous fury of a beast will be sent to force the demon out.
Knocking on the door and calling out the demon's name, gradually turned to full body slamming on the door.
Repeating the same line over and over.
The hot-blooded beast tries to break down the door in full rage.
At the same time, threatening, beckoning, persuading and expecting the demon to open the door for it himself.
The door won't hold on much longer.
Metal hinges started to bend and the cracking of wood could be heard.
The demon panicked and tried to hold the door together.
With every single thump, the demon got pushed together with the door.
His legs gave up on him and he fell to the ground still holding on to the door.
He knows he's no match for the beast's strength.
He could only hope the door will last a little longer and the beast will go away momentarily.
The sound of violence is much more painful when the ears are close.
Overwhelmed by powerful emotions throughout his life have null the demon's heart.
The demon is no longer capable to think or see.
By breaking the door, the man inside breaks together with it.
Becoming useless to the outside world.
The demon in the room soon returns to its vomit.
The cycle repeats and salvation is farce for the lesser demon.
Click to expand...
um wow
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SurveyorEye of Cthulhu
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MAN: Hon, can you come over here and put your hand on my face?
WOMAN: Yeah...?
MAN: No wait it's still not enough. HEY BOBBIE! COME ERE FOR A SEC!
BOBBIE: Sure. What do you need?
MAN: I want you all to gather around me and face palm me.
J-Just put your hands on my face. That's right.
Triple face palm causes butterfly effect of the development of Half Life 3
Half Life 3 summoned
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SwordbombSkeletron
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I hate the Half Life series.
Setzer's so awesome he just rekt you all with Fixed Dice.
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SurveyorEye of Cthulhu
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Crappy story time!
The Witch
One moonless night,John woke up abruptly to the sound of dripping liquid. The sound disappeared the moment John got down from his bed.
He carefully tiptoed his way to the toilet as to not wake up his younger brother.
John cast his suspicion at the taps while taking a pee.
As he walks out of the toilet, he heard a gentle voice of a woman beckoning his name over and over again.
"Jooohn... Jooohn... Jooohn..."
"Okayyy that's not creepy at all. Probably sister's pulling a prank on me." thought John
He made his way to the general direction of the voice. Switching on all lights as he goes.
A person's using the dining hall's computer.
"Jooohn... What's the password to the wifi John." said the person.
Cold sweat ran down John's armpits as he made several logical conclusion.
"That's it! Must be some invited guest he knew not about. Still, it's the middle of the night..."
The chair rotated, revealing a long-haired female in plain white garment. Her skin's also peeling everywhere revealing her tendons and muscles.
"What's the password John." repeated the stranger somewhat more affirmatively.
"Good grief! I hate Halloween night. It's unholy and disgusting. These people are dressing up like the devil."
John told her the password and when she's preoccupied with the computer, John slowly backs away.
As John turned around, the face of the ghastly woman is directly in front of his.
"Oh, and one more thing." Without a warning, John was stabbed in the gut by a shard of jet-black glass.
The pain was excruciating and John screamed at top of his lungs.
The whole family members woke up, heck even the neighbours.
He fell on the floor in his own pool of blood.
Flashback of memories came to him and he sobbed uncontrollably.
"If I should die now why can't it be quicker and less painful?"
Things went hazy for John but to say the least, he was taken to the hospital and the wound's not fatal.
John lived to tell the tale albeit forever traumatized by the woman whom he had encountered.
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That_One_DrillBotPreviously creepertime567
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