Video Game Confessional

I deleted my first completed (as in I finished all of the chapters and the epilogue story) Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky file.
I have never maxed my characters, went to Zero Isle, made it to Destiny Tower, get all of the recruitment affecting instruments, nor done all of the Special Episodes.

I gave up Skyrim before the game even started.

I also didn't join the last Splatfest for Splatoon.

My current Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky file has tears written all over it. I cried during the entire story.
 
In skyrim I became a black widow I would get married and then immediately brutally murder her... this continued until I ran out of woman 2 marry I'm a horrible person I know :(
 
I use my other pokemon as meat shields so my overpowered starter can wreck the Elite Four. I have only ever played DS games on an emulator, and I use save states constantly. I can count the amount of FF games I've beaten on one finger. I get violent when I play multiplayer and someone screws me over. I used a walkthrough to figure out how to befriend Undyne in Undertale, mostly because I couldn't figure out how to spare her; I only ever play Call of Duty for the zombies, and only when my younger brother's playing with me, I refer to a large group of zombies chasing after me as 'the rape train', and I played a porn game only because the storyline was fascinating. The dirty bits? Just annoying things that got in the way of the plot. Oh, and I've used a decrypter to look at RPG Maker game files just so I could figure out how to beat a puzzle. Some really good RM games out there are surprisingly crappy designwise.
 
Since we're all confessing things, I will too. :sigh:I am a murderer.

Let me explain. I'm guessing by my main statement, you assume I'm talking about an FPS game, in which case this should come at no surprise to you. However, I'm talking about Terraria, specifically the Goblin Tinkerer.

See, he always stole my money and never gave me reforges I wanted. So one day I shot a Portal on his floor and another in the Jungle, where I made him suffer and die. Then another moved in and he ate more of my money. This process went on another 4-5 times until I got all the reforges I wanted on my items.

My thought process in all of this is that different Tinkerers might've been more likely to give good reforges. That and I like being evil.:p
 
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