The Vending Machine

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get 100 Gold coins

I insert the Red Spectre

 

[MinerTurtle45]

You get a blue skeleton

I insert all of my hopes and dreams

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get Asriel Dreemurr (hope I spelt that right).

I insert Barrack Obama.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get more Gay mens' rights.

(can you guys google what I say?)
I insert Valus Ta'uarc

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get Reinhardt (Overwatch).

I insert Hilary Clinton.

 

[Seth The Bee Cultist]

You get NOTHING! YOU LOSE!

I insert the mechanic.

 

[SnailsAttack]

You get NOTHING! YOU LOSE!

I insert the mechanic.

You get 4 wires.
I insert my pingas.

 

[TMB50]

You get something small and disappointing.
I insert a lot of fog and a gas station attendant uniform.

 

[The kamen rider]

You get China
I enter myself.

 

[Sky High]

You get... yourself plus a terrible hairdo.

I insert my avatar, or lack thereof.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a blue-dyed cat.

I insert a rogue division agent

 

[The kamen rider]

I get a cheap rake.

I insert Terraria.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get roblox

I insert Hillary Clinton

 

[The kamen rider]

You get Trump`s wife.

I enter a dragon.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a lizard with tiny wings

I insert a meme, specifically this one

 

[XSlayer300]

You get dank memes.

I insert an Intervention.

 

[Seth The Bee Cultist]

You get a cow, pre-milked

I insert a penny

 

[ShenX]

You get a whale.

I insert a bunny statue.

 

[Sky High]

You get bunnies... AH NO THEY'RE CORRUPT BUNNIES SAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE

I insert a blood moon.

 

[XSlayer300]

You get Venus.

I insert a 3 Silver Coins.