The Vending Machine

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

I get a flash light,

I insert a quarter

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a half.

I insert a cow.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get 3 three jokes; What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Spoiler

Your mother

I insert the Soulstealer's Claw

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get an SMG with ridiculous amounts of graffiti on it.

I insert Myu.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

The mod? You get ninja'd

I insert a .22 caliber Revolver

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a Desert Eagle.

I insert Darude - Sandstorm.

 

[XSlayer300]

You get Dank Memes.

I insert my Riot Coins.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get US Government coins.

I insert chicken.

 

[SuperLucas335]

You get eggs all over your face. I insert a meme (this one)

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get the blue pill

I insert celery

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a leek.

I insert a train.

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get a boy named Thomas

I insert Gorod krovi

 

[Kinas10]

You get an obscure wow reference.

I insert a piece of vegan bacon with too much old moldy milk on it.

 

[SuperLucas335]

You get a vegetarian meatlovers pizza. I pour down 21 cans of mtn dew...

 

[Forty-Seven Rōnin]

You get the abyss since you didn't insert anything

an obscure wow reference.

Fun fact: the Guy who did the 'wow' meme was called wally and recently passed of old age.

I insert a pidgeon

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a seagull.

I insert the Great White Shark.

 

[existence_success]

You get several baby sharks.

I insert a dime that has a picture of a hippo taped to it.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a dollar bill with Donald Trump's face on it.

I insert a Duracell battery.

 

[The kamen rider]

You get a bad product.

I enter a spider.

 

[TheUberCannon]

You get a crab.

I insert an elevator.