The Vending Machine

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I get a flash light,

I insert a quarter
 
You get a half.

I insert a cow.
 
You get 3 three jokes; What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mother

I insert the Soulstealer's Claw
 
You get an SMG with ridiculous amounts of graffiti on it.

I insert Myu.
 
The mod? You get ninja'd

I insert a .22 caliber Revolver
 
You get a Desert Eagle.

I insert Darude - Sandstorm.
 
You get Dank Memes.

I insert my Riot Coins.
 
You get US Government coins.

I insert chicken.
 
You get eggs all over your face. I insert a meme (this one)
 
You get the blue pill

I insert celery
 
You get a leek.

I insert a train.
 
You get a boy named Thomas

I insert Gorod krovi
 
You get an obscure wow reference.

I insert a piece of vegan bacon with too much old moldy milk on it.
 
You get a vegetarian meatlovers pizza. I pour down 21 cans of mtn dew...
 
You get the abyss since you didn't insert anything

an obscure wow reference.
Fun fact: the Guy who did the 'wow' meme was called wally and recently passed of old age.

I insert a pidgeon
 
You get a seagull.

I insert the Great White Shark.
 
You get several baby sharks.

I insert a dime that has a picture of a hippo taped to it.
 
You get a dollar bill with Donald Trump's face on it.

I insert a Duracell battery.
 
You get a bad product.

I enter a spider.
 
You get a crab.

I insert an elevator.
 
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