OOC: Guys who are +upping me, you should probably switch to +upping Speed, at least until his AGP charges are complete. His charges are more important.
((super water orb)) AND zero point magic generator 5/11
Lapis lazuli AND redstone dust AND glowstone = brownstone dust 2/?
Adamantium AND mythril = Adamanthrillium 1/?
5/50 for Helping Out a Friend
30/50 for my artificial companion of choice
+2 to Speed and his AGP Cure charges
I add to the combo shielding of Yuuki, supplying large amounts of elemental power that swirls up the sides and hardens, reflecting away the elements within all incoming attacks, causing everything to be less powerful when it hits due to the repulsion properties.
Uzi's just happily munching on the entities she's munching on, when she notices a note on the ground... A note hinting at the LEGENDARY April Fool's artifact... an artifact so LEGENDARY that it can make EVERY DAY April Fools... and then, she can play "accidentally" deadly pranks on everyone EVERY DAY! Userzero is so excited. So excited, she decides to follow the note's hints! The first hint tells her to go to the Mound of Blue. She abandons the battlefield, immediately sprinting away. She remembers the Mound of Blue. That was where she lured all those youtubers in so she could execute them.
As it turns out, though, the Mound of Blue has been taken over by monsters. Specifically, the Mound of Blue is 5 square miles wide. In each square mile, there are 5 spawners. Each spawner spawn 5 monsters every second. Each monster takes 5 seconds to kill. Each spawner is special, and takes 5 minutes to break with Uzi's powers. However, it retains break memory, so she can take breaks in between to bash monsters. Also, she put a slowness aura on the area which affects all the friendlies in the area (used to be the youtubers, now its Uzi), and makes it take 5 seconds to walk one block. One square mile is ~500 blocks wide in every direction. The spawners are all 100 blocks apart.
Do the math. Go on...
Uzi gets a headache. She isn't sure how this is going to work. Luckily, there's a QuestBribe(tm) station nearby, which will let you automatically move to the next part of whatever insane quest a player is putting you through for a small fee. It's how Yorlu and other people who went through insane quests get out alive. Uzi is a repeat customer. Today, they'll let her past for a mere fee of 1 ParadoxDollar(PDD). However, she doesn't happen to have one on her, so she opts to take their payday loan option, at 1% interest per second(constantly cumulative). They approve her loan immediately you'reonlyskimmingaren'tyou and take the money but - oh! She has to fill out a few forms first.
First, she has to fill out the 5-page approval notice. Each page has 5 lines. Each line needs to have a source cited, and the source-citing sheet is 5 pages long for each. Each page of those has 5 lines that need to be filled. All of the lines mentioned above have answers in exactly 5 characters. The pen they give her is special and takes 5 minutes to draw one characOH MY SWEET GOODNESS NOT AGAIN WHY
Luckily, they have an alternate approval option. All she has to do is log into her QuestBribe Online speed-account, where her pre-filed forms are kept. Just one problem. She made that password billions of years ago. Her memory is a bit rusty. No big deal, she'll just reset the password. Oh wait, she discontinued that e-mail account slightly fewer billions of years ago. Now she has to call their HR hotline. After a 5-minute wait time, the HR associate informs her that they can reset her account you'renotevenreadingareyou, they'll just need to wait 5 business days for the IT department to process their (oddly larger than normal) volume of requests. Fuming, she decides to wait, giving them all her information (SSN, Bank accounts, etc.)
5 hours of waiting later, she is informed that there has been a recent cyber attack on QuestBribe's IT services, and all customer information was stolen. Her wait time will need to be lengthened to 555 days while they sort it out. Also, Uzi's bank account focusforonceinyourlife will probably be drained. Uzi decides that these hackers have messed with the WRONG WOMAN, and SHE will take out the hackers and SORT OUT THE BUREAUCRACY FOR-----f-ernjwerivf83498g34uv3iufg3---
Why?
You're probably just skimming, aren't you.
What is "originality?" Just walls of text? Layer after layer of horrible things happening to someone? I of all people would know, I've had to process some super-lengthy attacks into damage. After a while, you're just skimming.
There could be tons of funny jokes in there, and you wouldn't notice ANY of them.
Well, I'm not typing so you can look at the LENGTH of my post. No... if you can't focus... I'll MAKE you focus.
Every wrong choice Tazz makes when reading this makes Uzi take 1 damage. Well, okay, that's an almost definite no, but it sure is nice to think about.
DISC I:
Uzi needs to get to Hackermen Headquarters over in NiCraftGeria. It's the hacker group that's banded up on her server over across the local ocean. You should travel by:
PLANE:
Uzi boards a QuestBribe sponsored plane. They add 1 PDD onto her loan for its usage. She begins taking off... checking her gauges... everything is going well... Obviously, she was a master plane pilot, and even if she wasn't, she could learn on the spot. She flies the flane perfectly, doing numerous perfect lo-de-loops and 180 sweet tricks.
However, midway through, all her instruments turn off. A BSOD flashes on all the in-flight TVs, and a message appears: "DON'T MESS WITH US".
There's been a hacker attack on the plane! Uzi needs to escape! BUT HOW?
PARACHUTE:
Uzi leaps off the plane with the parachute, gliding down into the water... However, suddenly, the parachute grows spikes, which clamp down and eat her face! The hackers hacked the parachute and installed a spike update!
YOU ARE DEAD
JUST JUMP:
With her godmodding powers, Uzi totally survives the fall, and swims at 50% of light speed to the other side of the shore.
However, as she starts to get out, she's spotted by a group of tourists who naturally want to take selfies with her. You:
OFFER TO TAKE SELFIES WITH THEM:
Uzi spends 5 hours taking selfies with all 555 people. However, in exchange, a little girl gives her a golden amulet. This could be useful later!
GOLDEN AMULET ACQUIRED!
MOVE TO DISC II
PASS THIS OPPORTUNITY BY:
Uzi moves on.
MOVE TO DISC II
BOAT:
Uzi boards the SS Craft Luxury Steamship. She has all the time in the world to do nothing while the ship slowly travels. You:
TAKE A SWIM:
Uzi jumps off the side of the ship to take a dip into the water. However, the steamship travels on without her. She is promptly eaten by a shark.
YOU ARE DEAD
RELAX:
Uzi has so much fun on the ship she does nothing, and after 5 days her heart stops.
YOU ARE DEAD
DISC II:
You are now in NiCraftGeria. You ask how to get to Hackerman Headquarters, and a local passerby starts to tell you, only to suddenly shut down... they hacked his brain! He awakens and tells you "IF YOU WISH TO FIND US, IMMORTAL, YOU CAN EITHER HEAD THROUGH THE PIT OF INSTANT DEATH OR THE FOREST OF SPOOKS". The person immediately slumps and goes limp. You're pretty sure they aren't waking up again.
Go to:
THE PIT OF INSTANT DEATH:
YOU ARE INSTANTLY DEAD
THE FOREST OF SPOOKS:
You arrive at the front entrance. Looks like there's a strange mushroom on the ground. It looks juicy and red. There's also another mushroom that's brown. Which one do you eat?
RED:
BLEH! POISON! HORRIBLE!
YOU ARE DEAD
BROWN:
Your vision is stricken with sudden clarity... you can see the truth... GO LEFT!
(Close this spoiler and make another choice)
I'M DONE DEALING WITH MUSHROOMS:
You forget them, and walk further into the forest. You find 2 ((↓æ5↓)) paths ahead. You go down which path?
RIGHT:
You keep walking forever, and a branch of the eternal tree is cut off.
YOU ARE DEAD
LEFT:
You keep going through the forest. Suddenly, you approach a stream! You realize that it's been a LONG time since you last had a good drink of water and... phew... some of that stream water would be really nice... it looks oh SO tantalizing... you can hear its enchantment calling you, as Uzi stumbles towards it, desperate for a sip of this magic water...
RESIST:
Uzi manages to keep stumbling on... 5 minutes later, you die of thirst.
YOU ARE DEAD
DRINK:
Uzi takes a nice, long drink, stops hallucinating, and moves on.
Finally, you can see the exit of the forest! You're nearly out! Just... a little... bit...
Suddenly, one of the trees gets in your way! The leaves make a message: "YOU CANNOT STOP US". THEY HACKED THE TREE!
Nothing for it. It's time for a COMBAT SCENARIO!
Uzi stats:
HP: 94
Attack: Lots
Defense: Insane
Tree stats:
HP: 3000
Attack: 5000
Defense: It's a tree
You:
SUICIDE ATTACK!!!!
Uzi makes herself blow up to attack the tree! The tree dies. Luckily, Uzis have evolved to only take 1 damage from suicide attacks. Thanks, Darwin!
MOVE TO DISC 3
Defend!
The tree attacks Uzi, dealing 1 damage! Its thorn armor immediately kills the tree afterwards. You win!
You are now through the forest and at Hackerman Headquarters. The path begins to disappear underneath you, and rocks begin to lift up and throw themselves at you. The hackerman people are going to hack everything they can to use against you, but you'll swat them all aside.
You reach the entrance to the factory. Up ahead is a mysterious and ancient wooden door, with a amulet-shaped slot in the middle... looks like having a amulet to fill it would come in handy about now...
I'VE GOT THE GOLDEN AMULET
You suddenly think back and realize you wasted all that time, just to get an amulet... seriously? Well, you should just quit now.
YOU HAVE QUIT! AND ARE DEAD!
I DON'T HAVE IT
No amulet? Oh well! You just bust down the door! What a time saver!
Inside, you see many turrets in your way! Suddenly, they start moving around, forming into something! They've been hacked! And they're forming the GIANT HACKED TURRETBOT! Now, it stands in your way!
Looks like this is the final boss. Making the right decision is CRUCIAL here! Don't make a single misstep or the turretbot will END you!
Uzi:
HP: 93
Turretbot:
HP: 50,000 (currently invulnerable)
SUICIDE!!!
You give up and commit Seppuku.
YOU ARE DEAD
DEFEND!
Uzi casts an invuln shield. It take some out of her, but she can keep doing it. The turretbot fires and takes it down, but Uzi is safe! Now what?
Uzi:
HP: 93
Turretbot:
HP: 50,000
SUICIDE ATTACK!!!!
Uzi commits Seppuku ON THE TURRETBOT! It is dead! You win!
She proceeds into the main hacking room. There, she sees all the nerdy hackers, total virgins, cowering in a corner. They are defeated. You can do whatever you want now...
KILL THEM:
You take them out for all the trouble they've caused! However, their deep web selves hack their bodies and install the new Zombie OS. A zombie plague kills everyone. Including Uzi.
YOU ARE DEAD
SPARE THEM:
Can't go around killing fellow evildoers! Uzi returns QuestBribe the data they need, and sets everything to rights. Now, the bureaucracy just needs to do its thing...
GO TO THE END
DEFEND!
Uzi sets up another Invuln shield, and the bot takes it down. She's feeling pretty tired out about now...
Uzi:
HP: 93
Turretbot:
HP: 50,000 (currently invulnerable)
SHIELD-BREAKING STRIKE!
You can break through a shield, but you can't break through invulnerability!
YOU ARE DEAD
DEFEND!
Uzi uses the last of her life force to make another shield and dies.
YOU ARE DEAD
THE END:
The bureaucracy solves itself, and as it turns out, that part of the quest was the ONLY part of the quest. Uzi can now get back to finding the April Fool's artifact. Wow, it's amazing how quick you can forget things that happened a long time ago! Wasn't there something else she should be worrying about? ...Nah.
Uzi, after everything she's done, opens the chest... to find... TO FIND... A note?
"April Fool's! ~Moniker1"
...
...She isn't even mad. No, she's gone through worse. She took a lot of damage from the quest, but she'll be ok-
Suddenly, a QuestBribe agent appears behind her. It looks like with interest, her loan's balance grew to 5,555,555,555,555,555,555 PDD, and they kind of need her to pay it back now. Uzi arrogantly tells them they can go right off and forget it, she's defaulting! But then she realizes: She CAN'T default or ignore the loan, because PDD is a currency backed by "1" Paradox Rolls - guaranteed to summon The Black every time! With exchange rates, the loan translates to 555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555 (About 555 and a half nonillion) USD. Uzi has that much money of course, she's really a saver more than a spender, but that is EVERYTHING she has. All those trillions of years, saving and saving money... all wiped out! She'll have to start all over! UZI! IS! BROKE!
[AZ?] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 4: XP 66,500/300,000
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ ]
This is the second post.
Before Action: Let me think...
Action: I decide to give Yuuki an protection but let me do this...
I take a simple wood then I wrap steel around it then I put it on the floor, duplicated some metallic wood and wrap it around with some tape... Well, that didn't work, I decide to do it as another thing.
I made the tape glow green then it is poisonous however I put another layer of steel so it will hide it then I bend the barrier before I put it near Yuuki and I spin the barrier so it will spin around her like this.
THE CURE OF THE PLAGUE 50/50 [IMPORTANT/ANTI-PLAGUE] (LOCKED)
Planet Hackers [HACK THE PLANET! Project] 38/50
Alchemy Creation:
Blood Diamond Armour && Wings && Durasteel (That if I am not doing Saurite alchemies right now.) && Aura of Healing = Guardian Angel 9/10 (Power Rank XVIII)
Broken Temmie Crown && Repair-kits && Durasteel = Temmie Crown 5/5 (Power Rank VIII) Examining this (h0I!)
Super Microchip && Steel essence && Binary in a chip && Essence of the Hackbot707 = Raw Hackbot707's AI 2/??
Joke Alchemy: None
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will bereturn, sooner than that...
+2 to Sp33d0n (Towards the Cure of the Plague).
Charge Bank: +11 from Talist +5 from Toast and Hezetor = 21 Charge Points in total
Action
The figure asks Piono nicely to join the [PZ] side since he is currentlyNeutral (we can work out the finer details later). After doing that, the figure turns towards Oceanus and Kerbal and hurls several swords towards them. Said swords are sharp enough to induce Bleeding (-5% HP per turn if the attack hits an entity, -1 HP per turn if it hits a player or elite instead) if they hit. This fuels the Creativity Matrix. (If asking Piono nicely actually works, then... wow.)
Inventory
Nothing to see here.
Charges
Summoning 3/14
Calling for Aid 2/50
Alchemies
(Giant Mechanical Sword || Monado III) && M6 Spartan Laser = ??? (Level ?) 1/?
Description: A mechanical sword, made to hold ether-based powers. For some reason, the sword has a Spartan Laser rifle attached to it.
Entities
None yet.
+1 to Escutcheon/Walker, +1 to JOEbob. (All that's left to do is sit back, relax and watch the insanity unfold.)
+1 to Moniker
+1 to Talist
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[AZ] Sanitizer: 60,000/60,000 HP. Applies 5% sanity per turn to a viable entity!
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Arm Gravitizer
Level 6
Basically a gravity gun made to be attached to an arm. It works like how a Gravity Gun(or for this matter, a supercharged one) would work, except with some added functions.
Noctem Dreadmill
Level 19
Two dangerously sharp Katanas held together by a grip that generates the power of Darkness on the blade. Not for amateurs.
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I put up a totally average energy barrier over Yuuki-Chan to protect her, of course.
...
...
...
Then I pour raw sewage over the barrier. You know, to disgust incoming attackers, thus she will be protected even more.
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Action 1/2
Nuclear Canister Battle Tank: 16/20
Fist of Medusa: 6/30
This will be a more descriptive action than what I usually do.
I turn my head to Misaka and let go of a few persuasive words.
"I need your power, so hear my words and think deeply."
"If we don't cooperate and fight as a team, then we'll get picked apart and inevitably destroyed from the outside."
"Return to me so that we may battle together."
This action goes into gaining her trust and sanity.
Cobalt gives me EXE 0.1.2, before disappearing to the aether. I wave at him, and decide that EXE needs to get better, and not die. I half lead EXE 0.1.2 to Athena, before waving.
ANNIS: Hey! Sorry about what happened with the scale earlier! Whilst we don't share the same goals, I'd like to propose a temporary truce, don't focus EXE down, and until her death, and perhaps a bit past that, unless any AGs incur my personal wrath, I'll spare you! If you attack her, then I will regretfully inform you that I do hold power and entities befit of a godmodder, just like your creator, and do have way more than enough bloodlust to wipe you off the board. ANNIS: The scale thing was just random chance, and whilst I still need the scales, as having them alive makes EXE immune to damage, you can destroy them just before they go off!
I wait for Athena to respond, hear her out, lament my ability to not USE DEATH SCALES, and thus not be CHAOTIC EVIL and a GODMODDER and a VILLAIN PROPERLY, and think what the best course of action on the Battlefield is. I decide that that is more diplomacy, and I recall Piono being highly dangerous last loop, which means he must be highly dangerous this loop, which means I should probably go ally with or morally corrupt him.
First, I put on the Psycho Goggles, to look more classy, and surround myself with psychic energy. I rev it up, it crackling bright magenta, and feint at Salvadore again, and again, and again. I grab onto his mind, before pulling and ripping at it, annihilating it with the powers of the Psycho Goggles, and the mystical, Chaotic, powers of mindcrush. Salvadore slowly but surely loses all mental faculty, his mind ripping at himself, his body slowing down, slumping to the floor. I throw him to the ground, and leave him to suffer.
I then realise I could have made that situation so much better and more FUN with the mystical powers of /, and then decline to elaborate on it any further, because I don't need to transcribe my stream of thought and all of my evil plans where everyone can see them.
I then run over to Piono and Divine Intervention, and come in, waving my hand at him. Piono? The Destroyer, or in this instance, Creator? Do you not see the opportunities in getting him on my side? ANNIS: Hey! Welcome to the 0rigin Point and godmodding wars in general, where everything is convoluted, and destroying godmodders is the last priority! ANNIS: Neither Uzi or Richard are trustworthy. Uzi's completely insane, Richard's more trustworthy, but makes my massive ego look like nothing in comparison to him. You should just stay Neutral. If you stick around with me, I'll make sure you won't die, and try give you whatever you want if it doesn't negatively effect me, if you want anything.
I smile at him.
I assault Salvadore with the mind powers of the Psycho Goggle, an alchemy that I should have gotten out of the Stocking.
I also point out that Grenda has 10,000 AC, Salvadore probably doesn't deal 30,000 damage, and plus Grenda should be 10,000 HP higher. Salvadore should probably also be on fire. Rules lawyering for the desperate win!
I am only now realising all of the evil things I can do whilst soul bound to a solidus.
NEW: Principia Discordia && Generic Power Core == ??? (Level ?: 4/???) NEW:Lady of the Shard Artbook && Generic Gauntlet = Her Lady's Gauntlet (Level ?: 4/???) NEW: Staff && Plague Incarnated == Biohazard (Level ?: 2/???)
2 Elites? Not Enough! [7/30] ======
Infection [3/50] ========== [+1 from Supercool]
+2 to JOE. (someone halp I'm doing this under duress)
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity. This is going to be tossed and reworked fairly soon anyway, though.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: MIND
Tokens: (8, 2, 7)
Total Tokens (14, 10, 13)
* Finishing a Charge (1 any token per 10 charge)
* Dealing Damage (20,000 per token, Any)
* Selling stuff (1 W token per 2 charge points)
* Finishing a permanent alchemy (1 F token per 3 levels)
* Finishing a consumable alchemy (1 S token per 3 levels)
* Getting a Spoil of War (10 all)
* Assisting Defeating a (non trivial) Enemy (1 all, +2 of choice)
* RP With Another Player (+1 any, max 1/turn)
Mikoto's Might (Can break Might mood with Mind for +30% damage. At the end of each turn, entities get a free action that cannot heal/damage/debuff/buff anything.)
Conviction x1
Quick flow chart for if you want to attack Mikoto optimally:
Is his Fabric Strength at or above 3?
Is his normal HP above 0?
Attack his normal HP. Once it hits 0, you can target his rooms.
Target whichever room in his mindscape dungeon you think is the most important.
Attack his true HP. Unless you think he has too many defenses for that to be effective, in which case restart this flow chart but pretend his Fabric Strength is above 2.
For now, I'm going to be ignoring everything other than making sure Mikoto's attack gets off. This is important. Anyway, let's dance, shall we?
Now, I have 45 Concentration and 17 Narrative Favor to spend. So, to make the final room, I immediately spend 6 N to create a Space Contortion Glyph, meaning that I can build a room with 2 of each part, which is going to get expensive quick. I then spend another 5 N to unlock the Echoing Symbol.
Then with these new parts, I build a new room. Parts used...
Echoing Symbol (M) (5 + 2 C = 7 C)
Vitals Targeting (S) (3 + 2 + 1 C = 6 C. 13 C spent total)
Darkfire Surge (S) (6 + 1 + 2 C = 9 C. 22 C spent total)
Shrine of the Dark (M) (8 + 2 C = 10 C. 32 C spent total)
Blazing ____ (S) (3 + 1 + 2 C = 6 C. 38 C spent total)
Freudian ____ (M) (4 + 1 + 2 C = 7 C. 45 C spent total)
Behold, my finest creation, THE BLAZING FREUDIAN ECHOING VITALS TARGETING DARKFIRE LACED SHRINE OF THE DARK! Mikoto inserts this into being the second room of the dungeon. Now that's done, YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES!
Mikoto turns to the Metal Gear Ray, and says one simple line.
You died already.
First room, Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians.
Glass pressure plate resolves first, dealing 5,000 DPT for 2 turns, and increasing with damage taken later.
Then Nightmare Guardians resolves, dealing 17,000 damage and increasing the pressure plate bleed by 1,500.
Then Watsonian resolves, dealing 10,000 damage and increasing the pressure plate bleed by 1,500.
Second room, Blazing Freudian Echoing Vitals Targeting Darkfire-Laced Shrine of the Dark
Echoing symbol resolves first, allowing Mikoto to pick the fourth room to copy this room's punch parts.
Vitals Targeting resolves, boosting the damage of this monster of a room by 10% and increasing the duration of the debuffs it inflicts.
Darkfire Surge resolves, dealing 12 * 1.1 = 13,200 damage and searing the target for 2,500 for 4 turns, and increasing the pressure plate bleed by 1,500.
The Shrine of the Dark resolves, and the main reason I put this in here was because I needed another moon part. So it just deals 19 * 1.1 = 20,900 damage and increases the pressure plate bleed by 1,500.
Blazing resolves, inflicting a burn of 5,500 per turn for 4 turns (3 base, +1 from vitals targeting)
Freudian resolves, doing nothing.
Third room, Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it
Vitals targeting resolves, boosting the damage from this room by 10% and boosting the duration of debuffs it inflicts.
Darkfire Surge resolves, dealing 12 * 1.1 = 13,200 damage and searing the target for 2,500 for 4 turns, and increasing the pressure plate bleed by 1,500.
Subconscious Dark resolves, dealing 22,000 damage and inflicting lingering doubt for 3 turns, and increasing the pressure plate bleed by 1,500.
Fourth room, Psychic Blazing Nightmare Guardians
Psychic Lock resolves, but Mikoto has no Concentration left. So, Gail makes and uses a Glyph of Narrative Siphon to give Mikoto 5 extra concentration, of which he spends to buy a Vitals Targeting and a Trapped Chest.
The new Vitals Targeting resolves, increasing the damage of this room by 10% and boosting the debuffs.
The new Trapped Chest resolves, increasing the damage of this room by 25%.
Nightmare Guardians resolves, giving Mikoto 2 Concentration and inflicting 17 * 1.1 * 1.25 = 23,375 damage, and increasing the pressure plate bleed by 1,500.
The Echoing symbol from earlier copies effects into this room. So the copied Darkfire Surge resolves, dealing 12 * 1.1 * 1.25 = 16,500 damage and searing for 4 turns, and increasing the pressure plate bleed.
The copied Shrine of the Dark resolves, dealing 19 * 1.1 * 1.25 = 26,125 damage, granting Mikoto 3 narrative favor, and increasing the bleed MOAR.
Blazing resolves, getting buffed by the copied parts. It inflicts a 5,500 burn for 4 turns.
Finally, the Freudian Rogerian Hall of Hope.
The Hall of Hope is the only part that does anything. The dungeon contains at least 10 moon parts (I'm not actually sure how many there are, but I counted at least 10), so it triggers 10 turns worth of debuffs, dealing 60,500 damage and granting Mikoto 3 Concentration.
Hah...
IN TOTAL!
This deals 200,800 damage, and leaves the target RIDDLED with debuffs.
Bleed for 17,000 PT for 2 turns
Sear for 7,500 PT for 4 turns
Burn for 11,000 PT for 4 turns
Lingering Doubt for 4 turns
For a grand total of 108,000 additional damage
But those debuffs don't really matter because that will kill off Metal Gear Ray. Lol. Spawn kill. Because it died inside the dungeon, and it has 2 Freudian pieces, Mikoto gains 14 C and 8 N.
State at End of Turn: Mikoto: 45,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 23/45. Rooms:
Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>
Blazing Freudian Echoing Vitals Targeting Darkfire-Laced Shrine of the Dark (54,000/54,000 HP)>
Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (31,000/31,000 HP)>
Psychic Blazing Nightmare Guardians (25,500/25,500 HP)>
Freudian Rogerian Hall of Hope (42,000/42,000 HP).
Fabric Strength: 3/7. M-MURDER: III Gail: 20,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 13. Wrath: 1
Gains 4 C and 2 N per turn baseline. Gain 1N if Gail ends the turn at full HP. Gain +2C if Mikoto ends the turn at 100,000 or above.
I already spent an hour and a half bashing out all of this attack. So... if anybody attacks, just use these, lower values for defenses.
Current defenses: 66% for first attack, 56% for second, 47% for third, 38% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers
If the attacker has a debuff, 59% for first attack, 50% for second, 42% for third, 34% for fourth onwards.
Sources: 3% (glass) + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 6% (Watsonian) + ----> + 7% * 1.3 (Subconscious Dark, 1 empty room. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + 7% * 1.3 (Darkfire Lance. Boosted by Vitals Targeting) + ----> + 8% (times however many attacks he's already taken. nightmare guardians) + 12% (Blazing) + ----> + 2% (Rogerian) + 2% (times number of Sun parts, total of 10%)
Purchased thingies:
Subconscious Dark (part. It's one of the things I added during the turn delay)
Hall of Hope (part)
Glyph of Focus (+1 C per turn, +5 maximum C)
Nice chat with Richard
I do want to say something to Ender/Jean though.
Hello. You don't have to smell my treachery when I can simply present myself. And I'm sorry about previous issues. The Void doesn't have Child Protective Services, so I was forced to become a vigilante adoption center. Your child is safe, though I obviously don't trust you with further details, and I just hope it can be away from all this conflict.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
Because I'd rather get to doing other stuff, I look in mild amusement at what my birthday present has become and use its 'suggestive' powers to convince somebody to not attack Yukki. To be clear, I'm not using this as a spoil. I'm using it on really low power, like an alchemy. I don't want to activate the spoil's effect yet.
Alchemy and charges:
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hole Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4, Glyph of Decay lvl 7, Compassion lvl 20, The BoomHammer lvl 12, Limit Found lvl 15, The Foul Blade lvl 14, Word Choice lv 5, Azure lvl 14, Fishing Omnirod lvl 13, Glyph of Purity lvl 8, Regal Paper lvl 8 *3
I cast the Fishing Omnirod up into the sun and reel in a Star-Sailor Fish. Yep. Those are totally 100% real, canon things that have been around since DTG1 and are totally 100% not something I made up right now.
(Star-Sailor Fish Oil && Hydrogen && Helium) || Ornate Clay Sphere = StarFire Grenade 1/?? (level ??. I'm intending to try and get a 1 use damage thing.)
Regal Paper || Lime Green Dye && (Dice && Gold && Four Leaf Clover) = Glyph of Luck 4/5 (level 8)
(White Queen piece (as in chess) && Black Knight piece) || Clockwork machinery && Mirror = Glass Soldier 5/10 (level 20)
Got +2. +1 to Toast, +1 to Krill.
Anime Cure: 50/50 LOCKED
PTOTW: 30/30 + 20 ... I'm sorry... I can't use this right now.
Shop below
Standing atop a nearby hill, a new tower stood, shooting up into the air like a blooming flower. It is made of perfectly smooth and dyed stone, streaked and splotched with dark colors to highlight the extremely tall, eastward facing black tinted window. The inside is dark and spacious, most of the light not coming from the window, but instead the racks and walls covered faintly glowing runes, each slowly pulsating with their own unique color. The inside is floored with a black, slightly reflective stone, with some spots being polished to perfection so that when some of the runes happened to shine a similar color, the floor gave the impression of walking across the cosmos covered in glinting stars. Where there aren't runes, the walls are lined with shelves containing various goods and items for sale, often placed so that they caught the light or gave off dancing shadows along the opposite wall. The shelves for items stretched high into the air until they reached the glass ceiling. Through the glass was a fountain that constantly swirled red colored and lit water, making it look like the surface of the sun, constantly in flux. The light in the entire building was constantly in motion, slightly swaying and shifting with each second.
Welcome, dear patron, to Amaryllis.
People from DTG2 may recognize this kind of thing. Pretty major visual step up from the Alchemy Emporium, huh? Here, you can pay charge points for various items and services. Whenever you choose to spend on of your assists on this shop, you get 1$ to spend on items here, when they are available. I will allow you to keep up to 15$ worth of credit here before you have to spend it on something, and if you have -10$ or less, I won’t let you buy anything else until that is paid off. If you’re a good customer, I’ll increase your credit score and let you store/spend more. Finances 101 with Talist.
Prices in this store are subject to change.
Total Profit: 0$
N/A
Depending on what your goals are, things are different prices. Due to duplication, if you're an AZ, I'll give you anything for 1$. It doesn't help me to hoard things.
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Coghammer lvl 3, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1, The BoomHammer lvl 12, the Foul Blade lvl 14
Unless something has a price tag, its cost is equal to its level.
Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl 4, Glyph of Decay lvl 7, Glyph of Purity lvl 8.
I am also willing to buy alchemies off of you for in store credit. By default, I’ll buy an alchemy that is level 4 or above for 70% of its level, rounded up.
Commission
You can also request a commission from me. Just tell me what to make, and I’ll try to get it to you as soon as I can. The price by default is equal to the end result’s level.
50 Charge Loan (When available)
Do you need extra firepower right now for some reason? Well, if I have a charge almost ready, I’ll loan it out to you. The default cost is 55 assists. So you get a 50 post charge now to do whatever you want with it, but you have to give me a total of 55 assists back. This charge still counts as my charge being used, so therefor you can combine it with a charge of your own to make a 100 post charge. In addition, if this is used for a 50 post entity, it might be slightly stronger than normal due to my leveling system. (currently I have no buff to entities summoned)
I am willing to negotiate the interest rate. Expect a higher interest rate if you want to do something I’d find morally objectionable, and if the opposite, expect a lower interest rate. I will give you a slightly lower interest rate if you’re willing to leave a security deposit of one of your alchemies with me. I will give you the alchemy back once the loan is paid off.
Don’t ask me how you’re buying these IC…
Because I want excuses to practice Blender, here are some offers! Note that for all of these, I don’t know when/if I’ll have time to work on them, so feel free to only pay me once I show you the result. For all of these, the price varies based on the complexity/difficulty of the job. I've also managed to recruit Battlefury into this, so he might do modeling jobs.
Character/Weapon Model: Default of 6$
(This model is untextured and un-animated. Adding a texture will cost extra, and adding an armature (making the model posable) will cost a little extra. I can send the completed result to you as a .stl or a .obj file. If you have access to a 3D printer, you can use the .stl file to print out a statue of the model. You need to have at least one good picture of the item in question, but more pictures from various angles are useful. 2$ discount if you happen to have an orthographic projection of the item in question.)
3D Animation: No default price because it depends on how much movement/complexity you want.
Sadly, I can currently only offer animations using Minecraft styled characters and items because I’m can’t texture or rig custom models yet. If you want a specific scene, make it in Minecraft then send me the world file. I know how to do lighting, some texturing, movement, and simple physics such as cloth, wind, and impacts. If I don’t know how to do something, I’ll try to learn how.
2D Animation: Still no default price, but cheaper than 3D animation
Send me 2D images and I can animate them. Or better yet, send me several images to splice together. Although, please note... I'm no artist. So I'm only really good at making scenes, not actions. Think along the lines of Hearthstone golden cards. I can do things like that. I can also do some video effects, such as glitchy distortions for all the edge lords in the crowd today.
Words of emotional support: 0$
Current Promotion: Scribe’s Library
Being a scribe, Gail is interested in collecting stories. If you tell her a story relating to your character/where your character comes from, then you can get a 2$ discount on any purchase, limit of one per customer. And it has to be a good, relevant story that would actually be interesting to read.
Red vs. Blue Season 15 is out for teag FIRST members. Yay.
An occurence! Sukard is now an Epic Rap Battler!
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>Sukard: Read up.
You retrieve the CMA, and read the sections on Elgrivine and Abolitia. They seem pretty cool. You'd better practice later.
>Retrieve the swords!
All seven mindscape swords, and a copy of the Spirit Weapon Tome, have been duplicated and put inside your reagent inventory.
>Dark blue, navy blue. Dark blue, navy blue.
The Knight class is usually attributed to people who've got something to hide. They hide behind something they genuinely like, like irony, jokes, and stuff like that. Don't believe a word about what they say they are. It's their facade.
Which makes them most qualified to fight Shadows, like the one in front of you.
>Grab a microphone.
You do so.
>Lay the smackdown on Shadow Roxxy.
You do so, in RP.
----
Roxxy mutilates herself, then Auth falls apart, then Sukard snaps. "Okay, Shadow Roxxanne, it's time to stop! It's time to stop, okay? NO MORE!
You've driven her to hurt herself! That's where I draw the line!
I know evil where I see it, and you've gone too far. Remember what I said about redemption?
Well, you've just redeemed a coupon for infinite knuckle sandwiches, TO GO!
THIS IS C/\NCER! I CA/\N FEEL THE TUMORS GROWING ON MY B/\CK!
I'll repeat what the Guardian said. Stand down, redeem yourself, and GTFO."
Sukard throws a pair of sunglasses into the air. Sick rap music starts fading into the background
"I think I get it now. You've made her do all those things. From the start you've been pulling her strings! You may think I'm seeing in triplicate, but my sick rhymes are too intricate
for you, who's in the basement, 'cause if you were on my level, you'd fall right into the pavement!
For so long you've broken her soul, chained her, used her, owned her, the whole
shebang of war crimes, Godneva Convention's gonna get you, crush you into juice made of limes!
Now, it is true that she did all those bits, but you made her do them, I ain't having that gorilla!
Loop one, loop two, loop three, loop four, it's been in my face since the dinosaurs
all this time you were the real demon. Now it's time to get serious, 'cause I ain't memein!
Prepare to die! Crush that thing to wads!
'Cause if you don't then we'll do it as a squad!
Haven't seen this much folly
since that Trickster lolly.
But it's not her, it's you
Drown in Mountain Dew!
If you don't take that thing down, as we demand,
then prepare to face the wrath of our last stand!
This assimilation plot is not funny!
It's ridiculous, it's not even funny!
Eleven, eleven, seven times seven,
it's the end for you, even if you're also Kevin!
B O N F I R E!"
The sunglasses land on Sukard's face perfectly. The pure awesome materializes into a blade made out of pure creativity, potentially doing something. He drops his microphone, and the awesome grows stronger.
--Leveling Systems--
(Mercenary) Abilities copied: None. (0/3)
(Mercenary) Faction Coins: 0 AZ, 0 PZ, 0 N, 0 H
(Soulmark) Abolitia: 0 kills. Elgrivine: 0 kills.
--Boosts--
+1 Sp33d0n
+1 Zerithos/Abenautmeal
--Charges--
Eleven Pounds of Cure (AGP-CURE): 50/50 (LOCKED!)
Tito Hacker Hackerman (HTP): 10/50 (+2 Jon)
--Alchemies--
All of MS Paint Adventures on a flashdrive && All of MS Paint Fan Adventures on a flashdrive && All of Pesterchum's Emotes on a flashdrive && Backdoor Code || Meme-Infused Flashdrive = MSPal: Hacker Edition (Level 16) (4/9)
Exactly what it says on the tin.
(Caledfwlch && (Turntables && Time Magic = Timetables) = Caledscratch) && (Dubstep Cannon && EAS Tones In A Jar && Greatsword Hilt) && (Blast Shard && Smoke Magic && Neon Magic && Video Magic && Concrete Magic || Greatsword Blade) = Blade of the Bass Knight (Level 11) (4/7)
A sword, designed with a speaker and a turntable on its square pommel, attuned to the elements of time, sound, smoke, neon, video, and concrete. Its time magic is of minor potency, only allowing short trips to distant ages and repair of the blade. Its great power over sound lets it send shockwaves into enemies, play annoying music to distract crowds, and simply mess with people. The rest of the powers are a little bit different. At most one of them can be active at a time, and you choose by replacing the disc with one of four elemental discs, hammerspaced within a portal behind the disc slot. When using these discs, you can manipulate the chosen element much like a secondary Conduit can, but the sound magic is dampened slightly.
The Blank /\/ = The Whole (Level 10) (5/6)
AIOI?
The Sleuth hands Salvadore a neat looking SMG! Could this be a SHOCKING BETRAYAL by the Sleuth? Salvadore then grabs the gun, and... it flies out of his hands. The Sleuth shrugs. Salvadore walks over to grab the gun, but is ambushed by what appear to be gigantic deadly spiders, which seem to have some strange resistance to being shot to death seriously how do those spiders survive so many bullets. After a few bites and poison-tipped fangs, Salvadore loots some cash from the downed spiders, and grabs the SMG. Salvadore then witnesses the gun fly out of his hands AGAIN... and all of his fingers explode. The pain is unreal.
The Sleuth then points in a vaguely random direction. Apparently, the gun went towards some hilly-looking area. And so Salvadore goes, fighting a few trees and what seem to be orcs this time. Once he finds the gun (and tapes his fingers back together), he picks it up again... only for it to slip out of his hands and become some rabid gun monster thing what. It proceeds to tear into his face, then runs off once Salvadore has fallen over. Salvadore gets back up soon enough... and it turns out the monster has 1 HP left! He moves in to kill the monster... and realizes that the Sleuth has deleted his sidequest, making him lose all of his progress.
Salvadore decides that it's not worth it. The gun isn't worth all this pain. He decides to never speak of that sidequest again.
In the Library of Moog City, the avatar of Hezetor, seeks some more interesting books, not that what he read wasn't interesting, he is already thinking in how to induce an artificial split into his mind just to gain power.
Anyway, he seeks books that contain lorebits that he already doesn’t posses OOC.
If possible he will try to focus his research on books that talk about power, magic or things like those, considering his abyssal luck, he will probably find an interesting book about history, the thing that he cares less about, but that interests me.
At the same time, on the battlefield, Hezetor feels the existence of the Universal Essence, he doesn’t know precisely where it is, after all he has no eyes to see what is happening in the mindscape, but he knows that is here, inside the mind of that abomination called “Yuuki-Chan”, these are the kind of things you just know are there because you have a seventh sense developed after years of being a greedy monster.
Seeing as the body of that abomination is currently inactive and hearing what UserZero said, he, in an insult of fate, has to protect said abomination, the destruction of such a precious object could not be allowed under his eyes.
In short, he bodyblocks/protects Yuuki-chan, putting himself behind the barriers that are probably there, so that he is the last person to get attacked before Yuuki.
Before doing that he consider talking with Hezalyna, now that she is apparently not insane this might have some sort of utility; he gets close to her with his throne and talks:
Hezetor: ...
Hezetor: I'm Hezetor, Signore Supremo delle Terre Emerse, as I said before, you should know this already, now, who are you? What are you exactly? You are not an avatar nor a part of me, I can't control you as I would, you are not Hezetor either... too... female and possibly heretic and illegal.
So who exactly are you? Beyond this, I have to inquire the degree of your powers, I know for certain that the Narrative of this place doesn't helps you as it helps me right now, so I wonder, what will be of you if this physical form ceases to be alive, will you be able to reform by yourself using either atomic manipulation, or who knows, the powers of the Narrative?
I should make him absorb some tact next time.
In the meanwhile remind the GM to consider the 1 HP regeneration Hezetor has.
After possibly responding the unceremonious questions of Hezetor, Hezalyna will probably attack Salvadore, unless he is already dead, otherwise she will try to kill some Volatile Endermen or the Newborn Enderdragon, if those are dead as well then she will attack Metal Gear Ray.
She will probably not spawn an entity this turn, as this is the 3rd turn that she has not spawned anything, let's do that next turn, when it will be the 4th turn.
Rather she uses Dictate on Nico Robin and orders her to bodyblock Yuuki-chan taking hits before the barriers, possibly using all her clones as well.
Good old friendship between schoolmates.
Miniature Green Sun && Miniature Red Sun = Miniature Spiral Sun (Level 15: 5/8)
Miniature Green Sun /\/ = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 5/6)
Module || Miniature Spiral Sun = Module of the Spiral Sun (Level 15 3/8)
The First Operative Probably something else: 41/50 (+4 from UserZero, +2 from Joe, +2 from Overlord)
Life Insurance: 14/30
+2 to Joe
Walker pauses. He isn't sure what to do right at the moment. There isn't something going on that really urgently needs attention... Well, there is Yuuki-chan, but that's not a problem to him. But, well, there is a little problem where Mu has lower than maximum health. That could certainly use some attending to. He gently taps her on one shoulder, then moves to pull her aside from the field for a bit. After some distance, he sighs.
"OKAY. MU. THERE'S A LITTLE PROBLEM THAT I HAVE NOW. SEE... MOST THINGS THAT STEP ONTO A BATTLEFIELD LIKE THIS ONE, WHERE THERE'S CRAZY CRAP EVERYWHERE? THEY GET KILLED EVENTUALLY. THERE'S NO AVOIDING IT. AT LEAST, NOT SO FAR. SO, AS MUCH AS I DON'T WANT TO THINK OF THE CHANCE OF IT HAPPENING, IT'S LIKELY THAT YOU'LL EVENTUALLY DIE HERE."
There's a pause...
"UNLESS DRASTIC MEASURES ARE TAKEN. SOMETHING THAT, TO MY KNOWLEDGE, NOBODY HAS TRIED BEFORE. WELL... SOMEONE OUT THERE HAS PROBABLY DONE IT BEFORE BUT YOU GET WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY, RIGHT? ANYWAY. MAYBE YOUR DEATH HERE IS SOMETHING THAT'LL BE BOUND TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY. BUT IF YOU WERE SOMETHING LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, A DESCENDANT..."
Walker trails off. It's fairly clear what he's implying with that last bit, even when he failed to finish what he was saying. Now, the only question is, is Mu okay with him trying something like that? It'd probably require quite some effort on his part to pull that off... but the way his eyes shine through his mask shows that he's willing to make it happen. That's the look of determination. Not determination on the level of an Undertaleverse human, but that might be in the mix too.
In the meantime, he just focuses for a brief second, and then there's a light green glow around Murakumo Mu. She should feel a little healthier now, since that was a healing "spell" he just cast on her.
Miniature Green Sun && Miniature Red Sun = Miniature Spiral Sun (Level 15: 6/8)
Miniature Green Sun /\/ = Miniature Red Sun (Level 10: 6/6) Complete!
Module || Miniature Spiral Sun = Module of the Spiral Sun (Level 15 4/8)
New: Miniature Factory || Module && "Assembly Line expert guide to an efficient factory" * && Factory && Alchemiter && ISO's newest release**= The Supreme Miniature Factory (Level ??: 1/?)
*Best selling handbook for managers year 2155.
**This omnicompresinve collection of books from the International Organization for Standardization really helps to set a standard, to basically everything that ever is.
It's back, now in a better and much more efficient form, the good old all-purpose-easy-to-carry factory, capable of creating units, and maybe alchemies given the new alchemiter, fully capable of modular support to become much more efficient and for the better and faster creation of all one could ever desire.
In general the creation of stronger units will take more time, while weaker units may be created on the spot.
@Tazz Change the description if the Factory can't/can do stuff as you prefer.
--Charges & Alchemies-- Warped Conflagration: 11/50: ==================================================
For One Who Is Gone: 13/50: ================================================== (+1 consolidated from the previous third charge, with its removal and all)
+2 to Sp33d0n
--Statistics-- Level: 3
Ante Matter: 50,000/125,000 Souls Collected: 3
((FOCUSED ACTION))
Bomber joins in on the Yuuki shield combo, but first he makes a quick call. Others can't hear much from whoever he is talking to, their voice obscured by a generic chattering noise that could be expected from a phone call.
"Hey, yeah it's me. Know your busy and all but I'll need to borrow your scythe for a quick moment? Uh, no that won't be necessary I can just get it myself. Well uh, no the circumstances aren't that dire just yet, but it'd make my life a lot easier if I just did it with-- what? Perfect, alright. Catch ya later."
Putting his cell away, Bomber reached into a small portal that appeared to his right and pulled out an ominous scythe. Black tendrils coiled up the scythe's navy blue handle and became a tangled mess that gripped the blade's heel. Here, at the center of the web, was a glowing eye with yellow sclera and a crimson pupil that cut through it. It seemed like the black tendrils grew out of the eye like vines or roots -- and this eye was very much alive. At least it seemed so, from the way it darted around, directing its baleful gaze at everything.
Cutting to the chase, Bomber raised the scythe overhead before slamming the end of the handle on the ground. The eldritch eye on the scythe opened wide, its tendrils coiling to the end of the handle and burrowing not too far into the ground. The area grew unnaturally dark, only illuminated by the scythe's eye. Bomber noticed that when he exhaled, he saw his own breath. He began to grin once he saw the results he wanted.
Clawing out of the ground were numerous desiccated corpses, many of which had not fully decomposed. Tattered scraps of skin and muscle hung loosely from grimy bone. Slowly they reanimated themselves, bodies filled with warped flames that licked the air through their mouths, eye sockets, and exposed bones. What stood out now that most of them had fully risen is that they were all stout and, for the most part, sported beards matted with dried blood and dirt.
"Ah yes, lets see. One hundred one... two, three, four... ah yes. All one hundred six Grim Patrons are accounted for. Excellent."
Indeed! These were in fact the corpses of the very Grim Patrons from the past in this war. However, none of them seemed to be capable of any sort of thought, more mindless than what one imagines when they think of the "mindless dead." These were merely reanimated thralls rather than fully risen undead, capable of moving only through magic and the will of the one who controls them. This is because their souls were taken before they died, and unless Bomber were to focus on giving them any sort of brain activity, this is how they would remain. He only needed them for a simple purpose, so this will not happen.
Instead, he utters a simple command while pointing with the scythe. "Defend Yuuki. Simple enough, right?" The second that command hit the air, the risen Grim Patrons immediately got into motion. They moved in a paradoxical way that was both clumsy and organized, following the command with near perfection. Once they had gotten near enough to Yuuki (despite whatever protests she may have about the horde of decayed dwarves advancing toward her) they began to stack on each other's shoulders. Once they were done, they had effectively formed a literal meat shield.
"There we are, now just continue doing that. Protect her at all costs, even if it means your own destruction." That last addition was not necessary, since these mindless thralls had no sense of self preservation. With that done, he returned the scythe into another small portal and, assumably, to its true bearer.
/null
Hi! Welcome to DTG0 (I'm probably not super qualified to do this but here's a quick explanation anyway)! In order:
For OOC posts with no actions, /null is best. It preserves GM sanity and makes their job generally easier
Reading up the last few Tazz posts would help you here, but for simplicity: the anti-zeros have just defeated one boss, are about to defeat/convert another boss to their side, and are trying to cure a plague that has converted most of the player-summoned entities into hostile creatures. Another boss, ENDER THE ORIGINAL ENDERDRAGON (most of us do not understand her deal yet, so I cannot really explain more) is in the process of appearing. Also, Uzer_Zero has just activated the server defenses. Tazz explained them better two updates ago, but you mostly need to know that the more entities a side has, the better they are. AZ entities can be ordered to attack server defenses, which are what they are best at, while PZ entities mostly exist to defend them. Get server defenses low enough, and AZs do better.
You could, but charged posts on godmodders generally are not effective. Try going for something creative instead. If you can make a fart joke funny enough to make Tazz laugh, it will do damage. Good luck! (Anti Zeros could really use your help defending Yuuki-Chan)
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