37/50. Rise and Shine,Ursine!
12/50. Bookworm
+2 Joe
I expose the panzernoob to politics, and the toxicity of the political situatio right now is doing not good things to that there noob
6,000 damage to a Panzernoob!
1/20: Dr. Poom
1/50:
WHO DID THIS
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Some dude in the AaronJ vanity set, dyed with Phase Dye, enters the server.
Cyanogynist: "TREMOR IN 2018 LUL"
A giant LUL emote falls on the Panzernoobs, much like a meteor.
7,000 damage to a Panzernoob!
10/20 Federico da Montefeltro, Light of Italy +2 plague
2/10 Big Plump Tomatoes.
+1 Plague, +1 TOG
if Steffan's RP is as it displays (2) and his action last round worked (a premade research to double RP speed) then he researches a more efficient time of mortar with 6RP and his 1 Slot, increasing the castle walls generation speed.
The peasants go to the woods and start harvesting wood for building.
Justinian points out to the FATMAN that he has ,000 HP, and offers to keep a fraction of him alive if he joins me. if FATMAN refuses, then Anata wa sudeni shinde iru, otherwise my action is spent patching him up and keeping him from quite being dead. if he accepted, his orders this round are to attack the panzernoobs for the healing, they'll probably attack me now that FATMAN isn't an option anyway.
Steffan cannot do this action, as he currently only has 4 RP.
FATMAN refuses but gobbles up the healing. The power of persuasion does not work on the devourer.
+1 @JOEbob
+1 @DCCCV
A Pound of Flesh: 3/20
Retaliation: 3/20
would you look at the time
I take out a rifle and fire at the sky.
The bullet goes up...
and it bonks an Iron Golem. You guys really need to aim at your enemies.
Senator Shrek (11/50) PART I: Ogre
Senator Shrek (11/50) PART II: NanoOnions
I play even worse remixes at the Godmodder in order to make his brain overload, hurting him. In fact, I even find something to surpass my previous horror. Then, I screw reality up with a weapon I found in a dimensional anomaly, which causes wormholes (And visual "hallucinations" that are more like distortions) in order to make him unable to even comprehend reality anymore.
The Godmodder vomits from the pure horror. 1 damage.
12+2/50
6/??
+2 JoeBob
Oh come on, Godmodder. Learn to put the past behind you mate. This is a fight, a battle, a war. Every man against you makes your job that much harder, and every ally makes living that much easier. I offered myself up to you as an ally, a friend, willing to put our previous little scuffles on the field of battle aside. Anf what, in your grand wisdom, do you do?
You take your oportunity and b[!]tchslap it like you've never done before. I extended my olive branch to you and my blade to the throat of those who would oppose you. You burned the branch and kicked my upon my own sword.
BOI.
Such an assault, an insult, an attack and physically painful as it was emotionally will not be tolerated. You have created if not a supernova, at the very least a small campfire. But I mean hey, have you ever had your face shoved into a campfire? Sure it's no exploding star, but that sh[!]t still hurts, man. This flame may not be the kind that will ravage biomes or punish the eternal or rain down to herald the end of days, but it's still going to f[!]ck you.
Okay wow that last part came out wrong.
Umm, let's just, like, skip to the part where I cover your face in gasoline and push you into a random flaming pit, mmk?
Mmk.
I do that.
The Godmodder, snapped out of his stun by the damage taken, immediately hardens into obsidian and flies up, and all the gasoline and fire does not affect him.
The person farms harder and harder in the monster farming area. In fact, he farms so hard that the immediate area surrounding him spontaneously combusts, just as a testament as to how hard he's farming.
9/20 (+1 from Admiral Juicebox.)
6/20
+1 to JOEbob and Admiral Von Juicebox
Zombie killed!
5/5 Godmodder-proof Weegee
I summon the 'Godmodder-proof Weegee'!
And electrocute the weaker zombie.
It's dead, so you electrocute the other zombie for 4,000 damage.
16/20 Federico da Montefeltro, Light of Italy +2 TOG +2 DCCCV +1 Juicebox
3/10 Big Plump Tomatoes.
+1 Juicebox +1 DCCCV
Justinian sees a book on the ground, and begins to read it. the story of this book speaks of a town known as Urbino, and a man born within it. he was born illegitimately and was legitimized into the family of montefeltro by the pope himself. while a child, he was sent to Venice as a hostage, then got knighted by the emperor of the Roman empire. the holy Roman empire! ('s actually germany donworryaboutit.) for his trouble. By 16, he began the occupation he would follow the rest of his life: Condottiere.
Anyway, later on he bends the wars of Italy to ensure war would never come to Urbino, and turns it into a grand place with large citadel and towers, filled with knowledge.
This inspires Justinian to work harder, and perhaps, live up to this man, this legend... who is from many years in the future, hence the Holy Roman empire despite Justinian being from the Roman empire Proper.
Justinian, inspired, solves some quarrels of the Trench-builder with the Wall-builders, and increases the efficiency of both as a result. this he has learned from Federico's tale, for Federico ruled Urbino and solved all conflicts fairly within it.
Both have their heal increased by 5,000.
The person jumps out of the monster farming area, breaking a hole through the roof. He lands on top of the Godmodder-Proof Weegee. How ironic, that the character that has squished so many Goombas underfoot is now beneath the soles of another! Getting off the Godmodder-Proof Weegee, he smiles at him.
"You may be Godmodder-Proof, but one thing's for sure. You're definitely not me-proof."
+1 to JOEbob and Admiral Von Juicebox
6,000 damage to the Godmodder Proof Weegee.
The Godmodder notices the peasants and smashes them, saying some stereotypical "I am above you" line, before slapping FATMAN for 20,000 damage.. The Panzernoobs fire on the farm, dealing a combined 30,000 damage to the Trench.
FATMAN just om-nom-noms a Panzernoob.
The Farm and its components to their things.
The Enemy Farming Arena begins to charge up its next wave.
[GODMODDER] The Godmodder: 98/100 HP.
[PG] Panzernoob 40,000/40,000 HP. x4
[PG] Iron Golem 50,000/50,000 HP.
[H] FATMAN 25,000/200,000 HP. -50,000 HP per turn. Damage heals as well.
[N] Farm 100,000/100,000 HP. 0/10 Food. Crop Growth 2/2. Steffan 20/20 HP. 8 RP. 95% Hunger. Brick Wall 73,000/150,000 HP. +10,000 HP per turn. Entities behind heal automatically. Trench. 30,000/200,000 HP. +20,000 HP per turn. +2% Damage reduction per 20,000 HP. Additive.
[N] Trench Digger 40,000/40,000 HP. Digs a Trench Every turn.
[N] House 5,000/5,000 HP. x3 (3 rounds to spawn new Peasants.)
[AG] Godmodder Proof Weegee 9,000/15,000 HP. Godmodder Proof.
[AG] Enemy Farming Arena 220,000/250,000 HP. 2/100 Points. Beam: 10 Points. Shield: 15 Points. Regenerate: 15 Points. Summon: 20 Points.
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ENEMY FARMING ARENA
[H] Zombie 12,000/20,000 HP.
