Look to your right and look at the first item you see, now you have to fight Duke Fishron with it.

MarioKart7z · Mar 9, 2015

mmhm... to my right there's my WII U... i guess i'll have to use that D:

Tecuser · Mar 9, 2015

Laser pointer and replica of gun that doesn't work

Ptzery · Mar 9, 2015

Heh... I think I can take him on by smashing a glass in his face, he'll probably bleed to death.

Ninjathis · Mar 9, 2015

To my right I have a Light-Up ?-mark block, a Gamecube, scissors, a curtain rod, and a surge protector.

Do I win?

Fruit · Mar 9, 2015

I have to fight The Duke with a venus flytrap.
HE GOIN DOWN
DOWNTOWN

Youfad · Mar 9, 2015

Come here, I will smash you so hard with this couch!

Seeker · Mar 9, 2015

Damn.. a printer? Ink him back to hell.

Noobiescrubpleb · Mar 9, 2015

To my Left: Deep fryer
To my Right: Peanut Oil

Hehe :naughty:

Firearrow15 · Mar 10, 2015

Axios said:
To my Left: Deep fryer
To my Right: Peanut Oil

Hehe

Fish sticks

I have a pillow and my cat. My cat is a savage little beast and he's a fish, so I think I am less screwed than I could be.

Shaedric · Mar 10, 2015

I would grab my schoolbag full of books, it is way to heavy for my health. Omnir would most likely use his own sword.

(not) Crono · Mar 10, 2015

A bowl of dirty milk water >_>

MoFried · Mar 10, 2015

I sure hope he hates the shade because he'll have to face the wrath of my white window curtains.

Varsia · Mar 10, 2015

Beat him to death with a laptop.
Could be worse.

ColdFootedMole · Mar 10, 2015

Curtain... <.<

Also my right hand, which is on a mouse... An ancient ps-2 mouse at that ;-;

Jordans Farm For Nothing · Mar 10, 2015

Ill beat him to death with my wall
Or my mouse.

Vulpes Inculta · Mar 10, 2015

A mannequin hand.
._.

Gotcha! · Mar 10, 2015

Vulpes Inculta said:
A mannequin hand.

You're creepy.

In my case it's a couch. I can easily lift it but I can't swing it around nor throw it, so I'm screwed.

MiltVala · Mar 10, 2015

The Stranger by Albert Camus..... I'll kill him with indiference and absurdity!

ppowersteef · Mar 10, 2015

...a second monitor...

well, time to put him back to the place where he belongs to.

bad_news · Mar 10, 2015

A school bus. Not sure how this is going to go...
Edit: also, The Stranger is a great book @Milt69466