What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say?

[Count Yum]

Excuse me, but I am German, and we consider ourselves a Staat, which translates to state. Thus, your argument is invalid.

read what dippy said, dumas.

 

[DippyDerps]

People, stop arguing over one man misinterpreting the meaning of what I meant by "state." He's technically correct, as countries are sovereign states. I, however, meant the federated states within the United States of America.

Now please stop the insults before they get out of hand.

 

[The Ohmega Blue]

FIRST!
We know...

 

[TheNerdiestNerd]

nevermind, the dumbest thing ive ever heard is "homophobes are so gay!"

 

[Xyifer12]

"I'm so OCD".
Don't get me wrong, if you are, you are. But when someone is not, and they say it...

"I'm so obsessive compulsive disorder"
Really? You really think that makes sense?

 

[Captain Cobalt]

I once heard that someone said that all videogames stink because they are a waste of time and the time would be better spent going outside for exercise.
I plan to tell him "What's WII Fit?"

 

[all_we_need]

"What is past-tense?"
How did you pass 1st grade Language Arts?

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

"If you're a real gamer, you'd play Call of Duty"

He makes me laugh.

 

[Varsia]

"If you're a real gamer, you'd play Call of Duty"

He makes me laugh.

Battlefield Hardcore is where it's at.

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

Another thing:

"Only black people like chicken"

 

[ham]

'battlefield is better than Call of Duty.'
'superman is made by marvel.'
3+4= 8
>.<

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

'battlefield is better than Call of Duty.'

This is opinion based.

 

[Varsia]

'battlefield is better than Call of Duty.'

True in some ways.

 

[PsychoAngel]

There was this guy in my English class the other day who said things like: "Working hard, GETS you hard." and "Intelictical, or however you say it..."

A few moments later he puts his head down on his desk and the teacher thinks he's tired and tells him to get up and stand at the back of the room and he replies "I'm not even tired!" I promptly say "Well, when you're working that hard, how CAN you be tired?" People laughed.

 

[all_we_need]

*looks at picture of Africa*
"Are those the states?"
I wanted to punch her.

 

[Septimus2502]

History Class:
'What do you think people thought Halley's Comet was at the time?'
'A UFO?'

This is coming from a Maths teacher:
'If you are talking, you are not using your brain'.

'I am really intelligent, funny, modest, and all-round epic'.

 

[Shadowice]

random girl on facebook
"I'll do anything you want on Skype --->(censored)"

the next day
"Last night was horrible. I can't believe that people can be really disgusting and ruthless. Shocked"

 

[Crimso]

The Steam Community: Discussions sections are always places for intelligent conversation..

Spoiler

"You're an idiot for buying it without checking if it would run on a Mac."

I was tempted to post that, and I almost did. Almost.

 

[SolaR]

"Why did you buy that game if you don't like it?"

 

[Varsia]

"Give me one good reason why [The Rainblower] is worse than the flamethrower!"
"Technically, they're equal, but I just don't like pyrovision."
"Give me TWO reasons!"