Varsia
Empress of Light
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Incorrect.
It's as good as a shortsword the right way up. Which, if used right, are really powerful.
The Gravity-Challenged Terrarian
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Incorrect.
It's as good as a shortsword the right way up. Which, if used right, are really powerful.
Under cover cabbage
Plantera
so did he throw it away/kill it?
Mihn
Empress of Light
I was right.
DON'T YOU DARE!
Now choose, the Guide or the Night's Edge. (Hold Razorblade Typhoon and Spectre Staff)
Under cover cabbage
Plantera
*pulls out crystal ball* *says* i see sacrifices in gravities future but im not saying what they are 
Zekrua the Demon Lord
Skeletron Prime
Don't worry, he can still use us for narrating if he wants.
Yeah, Xman, Gravity, whoever.
Can I speak now?
...
Thank you.
My swords, every single one of them, including BG, MM, CS, and all the others, are willing to narrate. So if you want to get the Night's Edge, you're welcome to, as you probably won't be running short on narrators any time soon. Just be aware: their personalities may be different.
Hey, guys!
TB! Get back in your sheath!
Awwwwww...
I SAID GET BACK IN YOUR SHEATH!!!
Why?
BECAUSE I SAID SO! BESIDES, YOU'RE A SPOILER AT THIS POINT!!!
*crawls sadly back into sheath*
Hey, Gravity, a slight tip: Some swords may be very difficult to control.
I'd join in, but I'm technically also a spoiler....
I wouldn't worry about it, though I do prefer you stay at home in these circumstances.
*ninja leaps here and there silently back home*
Mihn
Empress of Light
Also, you'll have to sacrifice 5 things/people to move on.*pulls out crystal ball* *says* i see sacrifices in gravities future but im not saying what they are
Happy now Gravity? I wanna kill his guide....
Zekrua the Demon Lord
Skeletron Prime
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS OFF MY GUIDE!!!
There, I did it for you, Gravity.
There, I did it for you, Gravity.
noirscape
Cultist
And you forgot the "h".
Zekrua the Demon Lord
Skeletron Prime
Gravity did it too.And you forgot the "h".
Under cover cabbage
Plantera
Xman101🌳
Cultist
How funny, I only just realised that I've been sitting here waiting for a name change from the likes of LB and MM to come for weeks.
Where the heck are they?
Hmmm... while I'm here, I might as well do something...
Aha! So this is the fabled website that houses all the information of the Terrarian world.
...
This feels so 4-wall breaky, but... it's right here. This almost doesn't make sense...
But! I still have to find that page I'm looking for...
This looks like a good start.
...strange. Looks as though someone has been here before me...
Oh well. Doesn't matter. Here I go! *Click*
EGAD that's a lotta swords. I haven't even heard of half of these...
Like...
What the hell are these???
I mean, a candy cane?
A fish??
A ridiculous pun???
...
*sigh*
I can't get too distracted. I need to find my goal...
*AFTER 5 MORE SECONDS OF SEARCHING*
Bingo!
...
Once again, someone's been here... hmmm...
I can't stop now though! I'm so close! *Click*
Whoa.
Look at those stats! They outweigh FG's stats...
I want it. I want it sooooo baaaaaadlllyyyyyy
So... how do I make it...
...
...no...
No...
No, this can't be!
I refuse to believe it! No!
NO!
NOOOOOO-
*The recording ends here. It appears Gravity knocked over the microphone and camera, and utterly demolished them as he ran screaming into his bedroom, proceeding to cower underneath his bed sheets, sobbing.*
On second thought, spoilers aren't such a great idea...
Why don't I just shoot myself in the foot every time I feel the need to look up spoilers? That's an idea! Yeah! Let's do that!
Gravity EDIT: ...
*Runs into bed and weeps uncontrollably*
Under cover cabbage
Plantera
How funny, I only just realised that I've been sitting here waiting for a name change from the likes of LB and MM to come for weeks.
Where the heck are they?
Hmmm... while I'm here, I might as well do something...
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Aha! So this is the fabled website that houses all the information of the Terrarian world.
...
This feels so 4-wall breaky, but... it's right here. This almost doesn't make sense...
But! I still have to find that page I'm looking for...
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This looks like a good start.
...strange. Looks as though someone has been here before me...
Oh well. Doesn't matter. Here I go! *Click*
View attachment 53040
EGAD that's a lotta swords. I haven't even heard of half of these...
Like...
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What the hell are these???
I mean, a candy cane?
A fish??
A ridiculous pun???
...
*sigh*
I can't get too distracted. I need to find my goal...
*AFTER 5 MORE SECONDS OF SEARCHING*
View attachment 53042
Bingo!
...
Once again, someone's been here... hmmm...
I can't stop now though! I'm so close! *Click*
View attachment 53043
Whoa.
View attachment 53044
Look at those stats! They outweigh FG's stats...
I want it. I want it sooooo baaaaaadlllyyyyyy
So... how do I make it...
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...
...no...
No...
No, this can't be!
I refuse to believe it! No!
NO!
NOOOOOO-
*The recording ends here. It appears Gravity knocked over the microphone and camera, and utterly demolished them as he ran screaming into his bedroom, proceeding to cower underneath his bed sheets, sobbing.*
On second thought, spoilers aren't such a great idea...
Why don't I just shoot myself in the foot every time I feel the need to look up spoilers? That's an idea! Yeah! Let's do that!
hmm...... did gravity look farther in the weapons section for (deleted because spoilerz)
[DOUBLEPOST=1432189306,1432189275][/DOUBLEPOST]also laughed my self silly at this
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Xman101🌳
Cultist
'I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach is not available. Please leave a message after the tone.'
*Beep*
Under cover cabbage
Plantera
hello this spoiler will be removed soon
Xman101🌳
Cultist
'Thank you for calling.'
Under cover cabbage
Plantera
*red warning lights* WARNING SPOILER WILL BE REMOVED IN
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MegaMage314 🌳
Living Tree
That was a bit unexpected, but hilarious nonetheless. I imagine gravity won't have access to a computer after this though...How funny, I only just realised that I've been sitting here waiting for a name change from the likes of LB and MM to come for weeks.
Where the heck are they?
Hmmm... while I'm here, I might as well do something...
...View attachment 53037
Aha! So this is the fabled website that houses all the information of the Terrarian world.
...
This feels so 4-wall breaky, but... it's right here. This almost doesn't make sense...
But! I still have to find that page I'm looking for...
View attachment 53038
This looks like a good start.
...strange. Looks as though someone has been here before me...
Oh well. Doesn't matter. Here I go! *Click*
View attachment 53040
EGAD that's a lotta swords. I haven't even heard of half of these...
Like...
View attachment 53041
What the hell are these???
I mean, a candy cane?
A fish??
A ridiculous pun???
...
*sigh*
I can't get too distracted. I need to find my goal...
*AFTER 5 MORE SECONDS OF SEARCHING*
View attachment 53042
Bingo!
...
Once again, someone's been here... hmmm...
I can't stop now though! I'm so close! *Click*
View attachment 53043
Whoa.
View attachment 53044
Look at those stats! They outweigh FG's stats...
I want it. I want it sooooo baaaaaadlllyyyyyy
So... how do I make it...
View attachment 53045
...
...no...
No...
No, this can't be!
I refuse to believe it! No!
NO!
NOOOOOO-
*The recording ends here. It appears Gravity knocked over the microphone and camera, and utterly demolished them as he ran screaming into his bedroom, proceeding to cower underneath his bed sheets, sobbing.*
On second thought, spoilers aren't such a great idea...
Why don't I just shoot myself in the foot every time I feel the need to look up spoilers? That's an idea! Yeah! Let's do that!
Gravity EDIT: ...
*Runs into bed and weeps uncontrollably*
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