...again, I'm so sorry MM, but you burst through the door so quickly...
Fffffffff
Aaaaaaaaaah
That icepack serving you well?
Yeah, the best it can. You really need to be more careful with your coffee.
Hey, no-one ever said it would be easy to drink upside-down!
Oh! I almost forgot! Tell him why we're back MM.
*Twists around in chair to look at LB*
I'd prefer if you did it right now. It's actually a tad painful to talk.
...
Alright then.
So. Gravity. *Smirk*
...what?
We, uh... *giggle* ...have something for you.
...do I want to know?
Yes you do! I have it right here!
*Shuffle*
Here, take it. *Holds back another giggle*
It's... an envelope.
Well go on! Open it!
Yes, open it!
...
*Slowly pries open envelope*
*Pulls out piece of cardboard*
...
...
What.
PffffffffpbpbpbpbpbpbpbahahahahaAHHAHAHAHAH
AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
What.
'Congratulations on your new name, Interrupt. We hope your new name will serve you well.'
What.
AHAHAAA We were certainly very busy! *Wipes tear from eye* AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAH
But-
It's a brilliant name, yes? AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHOHOHowwow my face...
Wha-
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
L-
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
Stop-!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
STO-!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
WILL YOU CUT IT OUT!?
AHAHAH-...
Woah, calm down there, buddy.
...calm down.
Calm down.
CALM DOWN!?
YOU CHANGED MY BLOODY NAME!
Woah, take it easy-
I THOUGHT YOU COULD BE ACTUAL DECENT PEOPLE.
...SWORDS.
WHATEVER.
BUT THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR GOING THROUGH YOUR LITTLE MOUSE WHEEL OF A 'GRAVITY CHALLENGE'.
I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS.
I.
QUIT.
*Storms off into bedroom, slams bedroom door*
...maybe I did oversell that joke a little too much...
A little!?