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agent_alx
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agent_alx

Spazmatism, Male, 15, from Carlisle Castle

agent_alx was last seen:
May 23, 2017 at 12:11 PM
    1. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Better put your hands up and get in the van, or else you'll get blown away.
      1. Shadow_Mantis
        Shadow_Mantis
        *Sneezes and engulfs random old man in flames*
        Whoops...
        Apr 13, 2015
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Wrong status bro
        Apr 13, 2015
    2. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Anybody know of a good paint tool for iPad? It's the only tablet I own and I want to do digital art :L
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      2. galacticGammawave
        galacticGammawave
        Sketchbook Pro is an iPad app. and it works fine for me. Haven't used it in a while those because I normally just use Gimp on my Mac.
        Apr 13, 2015
      3. Esreadel
        Esreadel
        Procreate is best. It can be a drawing app , a painting one whatever its all in the brush. I have photoshop and stuff now but i stuck with procreate anyways because its really user friendly and is equally powerful just with layer limits. You can import brushes and all that chiz.I do all my works there so yeah
        Apr 13, 2015
      4. ppowersteef
        ppowersteef
        I've once used Procreate, but havn't done a lot with it as I rather use my PC than my brothers IPad.
        I should follow the others and use procreate though.
        Apr 13, 2015
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    3. movildima
      movildima
      By the way...
      Your signature made me seriously think about my English-from-Russian-translation skills :naughty: :confused:
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      2. movildima
        movildima
        I know, right! It's kinda difficult to read, though.
        Also, when you read it, it feels like twisted Russian :p
        Ай мин, лук ат вис!
        Apr 12, 2015
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      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Was that English or Russian :dryadconfused:
        Apr 12, 2015
        movildima likes this.
      4. movildima
        movildima
        Lol, I'll leave that up to you :naughty:
        Apr 12, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
    4. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Need a country destabilized? Look no further; we're your guys; We've got snazzy suits and ties, and a better dental plan then the FBI's.
      1. The Ohmega Blue and Pixel like this.
      2. Pixel
        Pixel
        That was awesome.
        Apr 12, 2015
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      3. Everybody
        Everybody
        Nice! That was pretty funny!
        Apr 12, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I feel special.
        Apr 12, 2015
        Everybody likes this.
    5. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Here in my car, I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live: in cars!
      1. Alabaster likes this.
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      3. aWolfen
        aWolfen
        You are aware that that song was about the artist getting carjacked, right?
        Apr 11, 2015
      4. Alabaster
        Alabaster
        *can't hear beneath the "ne nu nu ne, ne nu nu ne"*
        *takes off headphones*
        Oh.
        Apr 11, 2015
      5. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        @awolfen, I don't think so. Nowhere in the lyrics is carjacking implied.
        Apr 12, 2015
    6. Pepsi
      Pepsi
      sv_cheats 1
      1. agent_alx likes this.
      2. Pepsi
        Apr 11, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Achievements disabled: cheats turned on in this app session.
        Apr 11, 2015
    7. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      The kernel sends his regards.
      1. DerpoTheMagnificent likes this.
      2. DerpoTheMagnificent
        DerpoTheMagnificent
        NerdCubed?
        Apr 9, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I love you now.

        Although I just wanted a play on the way colonel is pronounced.
        Apr 9, 2015
        DerpoTheMagnificent likes this.
    8. Everybody
      Everybody
      wonders... what's your avatar from?
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      2. Everybody
        Everybody
        Yeah.
        Apr 8, 2015
      3. DestroyerOfTheDestroyer
        DestroyerOfTheDestroyer
        Whatever it's from, it ain't lewd enough.
        Apr 8, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        My Bride is a Mermaid.
        It's on Netflix.
        Apr 8, 2015
    9. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Fixed my signature. I hadn't even noticed.
    10. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Holy god.
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I just realized that if you mouse over the green arrow thing on the top left of somebody's avatar it tells you that they're online right now.
        So that's what it does! I've never noticed it!
        Apr 6, 2015
    11. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      My Easter basket could be nothing but York and I'd be happy.
    12. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      What if Jim was not kill?
      1. Swordbomb
        Swordbomb
        What if bgent_blx was not kill?
        Apr 4, 2015
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    13. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I hate my headphones.
      1. Swordbomb
        Swordbomb
        Be glad they haven't exploded when on your head, bud. It could happen...
        Apr 4, 2015
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    14. Pepsi
      Pepsi
      Okay, now i'm confused
      1. ppowersteef likes this.
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      3. Sodapone
        Sodapone
        Dakota.
        Apr 2, 2015
      4. Midnight Moonlight
        Apr 2, 2015
        Sodapone likes this.
      5. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Pow.
        Apr 2, 2015
        Sodapone and Pepsi like this.
    15. CraftedNightmare Here!
      CraftedNightmare Here!
      Forever Loki
      1. agent_alx likes this.
    16. Scrubow Gamer
      Scrubow Gamer
      Why hello trollki
      1. Scrubow Gamer
        Scrubow Gamer
        Get it, Loki and Troll! Man I am hilarious.
        Apr 1, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
      2. Chazm
        Chazm
        no
        Apr 1, 2015
        agent_alx and Scrubow Gamer like this.
    17. caneurysmFever
      caneurysmFever
      lokee eye ess pee plz mod me or i will go to house and kidnap kids
      1. agent_alx likes this.
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Nuuu
        Apr 1, 2015
    18. Everybody
      Everybody
      What's this avatar thing everybody's doing?
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I know :dryadcry:
        Apr 1, 2015
      3. ppowersteef
        ppowersteef
        I was quoting Everybody because "avatar thing everybody's doing?"
        Apr 1, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        Apr 1, 2015
    19. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Counter Strike and 169 ping do not blend well
      1. Pepsi likes this.
      2. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        You're still better than MrAlepto...quack
        Apr 1, 2015
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      3. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        Also, 1000 likes, congratz
        Apr 1, 2015
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      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        It seems fitting that you're the one to give me my 1000th like.
        Apr 1, 2015
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    20. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I'm leaving the forum. :dryadcry:
      1. LoveSpreader
        LoveSpreader
        We'll never know the meaning of ISP now.
        Apr 1, 2015
        Xman101 and agent_alx like this.
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Sep 13, 2001 (Age: 15)
    Home Page:
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    Carlisle Castle
    Occupation:
    Official Quote Warden
    Re-Logic Games Owned:
    • Terraria: PC
    • Terraria: Mobile
    • Pixel Piracy
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    http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/quotes-re-birth1.28359/
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