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agent_alx
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agent_alx

Spazmatism, Male, 15, from Carlisle Castle

agent_alx was last seen:
May 24, 2017 at 9:36 PM
    1. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Hostages win.
      1. Everybody
        Everybody
        didn't even know that could happen!
        Mar 1, 2015
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        It probably can't.
        Mar 1, 2015
    2. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Counter Terrorists win.
      1. Chazm
        Chazm
        Hostages win.
        "Shet."
        GAEM OVERE
        Feb 28, 2015
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Would a hostage win if the CT delivered hostage, got killed, and the terrorist got grenaded before the hostage becomes invisible?
        Feb 28, 2015
      3. Chazm
        Chazm
        division by zero
        I just so happened to be watching a canal gmod episode with a counterstrike skit
        Feb 28, 2015
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    3. Chazm
    4. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      666 likes. Yay.
      1. zimberzimber
        Feb 27, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
      2. zimberzimber
        zimberzimber
        It's a link, it makes sounds when you click it .-.
        Feb 27, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        RIP ME
        Feb 27, 2015
    5. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Getting closer and closer to 666 likes. Gonna need someone to capture that moment.
      1. TheQuietBisharp likes this.
      2. iDuck
        iDuck
        I have 666 likes. Muahaha
        Feb 27, 2015
      3. Hunited
        Hunited
        It is truly a wonderful moment. You should get a pentagram to celebrate the occasion as well.
        Feb 27, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Never! Kotoura will always be my avatar!
        Feb 27, 2015
    6. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Starting to write a little story thing. Actually considered putting "ONEE-CHAN" as the first words.
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Don't worry, my first word is "Ouch"
        Feb 27, 2015
      3. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        10/10 - Best intro since Twilight - IGN.
        Feb 27, 2015
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      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Feb 27, 2015
    7. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Counter Terrorists win.
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Let's have it so that them mean people aren't winning.
        Feb 27, 2015
    8. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Terrorists Win.
      1. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        [​IMG] ye
        Feb 27, 2015
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Is that what happens when you walk upside down when you get AWPed?
        Feb 27, 2015
    9. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Counter Terrorists Win.
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        It's never done
        Feb 26, 2015
      3. InsertUsernameHere
        InsertUsernameHere
        Feb 26, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
      4. drain.
        drain.
        It only did twice.
        Feb 27, 2015
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    10. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      The image i have prepared whenever @Baconfry makes a status update: [​IMG]
      1. Baconfry likes this.
      2. Baconfry
        Feb 24, 2015
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      3. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        Yes, we can.

        But it usually means having to find another pervert to fall in love with.
        Feb 24, 2015
        Hunited and agent_alx like this.
      4. drain.
        drain.
        Pervert is a very awesome verb.
        Feb 27, 2015
    11. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Any anime people recommend? I'm stuck watching crap on Crunchyroll.
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Kotoura-san is superior.
        Mostly.
        Mar 2, 2015
      3. Youmus
        Youmus
        Well, one, they're completely different genres, two, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH IT? HM?
        Mar 2, 2015
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      4. Hunited
        Mar 4, 2015
        Youmus, Gmayor61 and agent_alx like this.
    12. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      IT HURTS TO LAUGH OH GOD
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      2. DaBomb
        DaBomb
        Have you got a sore humerus?
        Feb 23, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I'm only slightly terminally ill.
        Feb 23, 2015
        Youmus likes this.
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        And if the Humerus is the back of your neck/roof of your moth, then yes.
        Oh wait.
        Feb 23, 2015
    13. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Status update expressing opinion
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      2. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        *Assimilated.

        Why destroy when you can enlighten and re-educate?
        Feb 24, 2015
      3. galacticGammawave
        galacticGammawave
        I spelled eliminated wrong to make a joke... Eh. Guess I'm not punny enough. Also, I mean that the spelling will be eliminated, not the people.
        Feb 24, 2015
      4. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        You can't get rid of bad grammar.

        Well, unless mandatory elimination of those who can't still spell at the age of fifteen happens. But yeah, humans and their insipid dislike for mercy killing...
        Feb 24, 2015
    14. Mr. Loeen
      Mr. Loeen
      Ya chtoli ne odin sdes russkiy?
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Because Russia's cool :p
        @Artigit is from Russia.
        Feb 16, 2015
      3. Arthurdigit
        Arthurdigit
        MetolDaddy,Zadum4ivii,Bogdan3456 from Russia too, sir, you aren't only one from Russia.
        Feb 16, 2015
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      4. Mr. Loeen
        Mr. Loeen
        Real russians! Cool!!! I'll follow them all!
        Feb 16, 2015
    15. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      *plays first competitive CS:GO match* *gets Nitro M4A1-S*
    16. Youmus
      Youmus
      I may be the left shark, but you're the right shark for me *kawaii moe swoon desu*
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I may be the right shark, but I'm the left shark for you.
        Oh wait
        Feb 14, 2015
      2. Youmus
        Youmus
        Hey hey hey
        Feb 14, 2015
    17. Youmus
      Youmus
      I'm watching you. *peeks from the shadows*
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        At least I got a follower
        Feb 13, 2015
      2. Youmus
        Youmus
        Yeeee
        Feb 13, 2015
    18. Pigron Duke of the Snow
      Pigron Duke of the Snow
      Hello friend!
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I feel so special
        Feb 12, 2015
      2. Pigron Duke of the Snow
    19. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Playing Dying Light, goes into tunnel, dozens of Virals. Let's just say I wasn't in there for very long.
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      2. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        Did they see you?
        Feb 12, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        No, luckily they were all throwing up.
        Guess they had Taco bell
        Feb 12, 2015
      4. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        Horsemeat.
        And so if they had something to say
        The most likely answer to any question
        Would be "Neigh."
        Feb 12, 2015
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    20. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Playing Dying Light, finds guy who claims to be a lycanthrope. Listened to him for 6 seconds then left him.
      1. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        Most of the "Protect" mission NPCs are rather annoying. And their dialogue can't be skipped. It's almost as if the developers wanted you to just stand there and watch them be eaten by zombies.

        As a sidenote: The witch you'll find later on is much more annoying, pretending she's 'calling' you. Was very amused about how that whole questline ends.
        Feb 11, 2015
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    Official Quote Warden
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    • Terraria: PC
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    • Pixel Piracy
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