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agent_alx
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agent_alx

Spazmatism, Male, 15, from Carlisle Castle

agent_alx was last seen:
May 24, 2017 at 9:36 PM
    1. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I seem to get further and further away from 9 followers. Dang.
      1. Scrubow Gamer
        Scrubow Gamer
        Here have a follow for the Lols
        Jan 21, 2015
    2. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      -7:00
      1. caneurysmFever
        Jan 22, 2015
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I cannot remember Time Zones
        Jan 22, 2015
    3. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Screw it, changing avatar, but keeping the headbanging in my files.
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      2. Scrubow Gamer
        Scrubow Gamer
        Sorry if I just pressured you then btw, I just get really sensitive *bursts into tears* OH PLEASE COME BACK *sniffle* ok I am better but yeah it is up to you.
        Jan 21, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        It's absolutely fine :D
        Jan 21, 2015
      4. Scrubow Gamer
        Scrubow Gamer
        Ok, but if you comeback just know *suspenseful music starts playing and all lights go off*




































































        We have cookies [​IMG]
        Jan 21, 2015
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    4. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Now I want to change avatar, but I don't want to lose my headbanging!
      1. neko likes this.
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      3. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        If you feel the need to, feel free; there's nothing stopping you.
        Jan 19, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I just don't want to be kicked out ;-;
        What a dilemma
        Jan 19, 2015
        neko likes this.
      5. neko
        neko
        i got a similar problem (x
        Jan 19, 2015
    5. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I was going to change my username, but I don't want to blemish my profile ;_;
    6. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Officially the most creepy kid in the world: [​IMG]
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      2. zeskorion
        zeskorion
        i will question it
        why does anime have its own name? they are just japanese cartoons.
        Jan 18, 2015
      3. kingklutz
        kingklutz
        Because anime is the Japanese name for it ( I think)
        Jan 18, 2015
      4. Chazm
        Chazm
        true.
        animation = anime in japan
        Jan 19, 2015
    7. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Now I'm even further away from 9 followers! God dang.
      1. neko likes this.
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      3. kingklutz
        kingklutz
        9 down to 6 huh? You didn't send them a nude selfie do you?
        Jan 18, 2015
        zeskorion likes this.
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        *hides camera* Nooooo...
        Jan 18, 2015
      5. kingklutz
        kingklutz
        *shakes heads * I don't even wanna know lol
        Jan 18, 2015
    8. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Now to spend the night binge watching anime series I've finished!
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        The Devil Is A Part Timer, Kotoura-san, Okami-san and Her Seven Companions, and Noragami (forgot to mention that, won't be watching it again) are all 12 episodes long though. It depresses me.
        Jan 18, 2015
      3. Brony Bonfire
        Brony Bonfire
        I never understood how devil is a part timer was so short, why spend time putting these great characters together then never do anything with them?
        Jan 18, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Ikr ;-;
        So much anime just gets deserted.
        EG: Devil Is A Part Timer, Noragami, Kaze No Stigma, Okami-san and Her Seven Companions, and much, much more.
        Jan 18, 2015
    9. Swordbomb
      Swordbomb
      Yoko looks delicious!
      *eats Yoko*
      Meh... Needs more salt.
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      2. zeskorion
        zeskorion
        i mean
        WHO ARE THEY
        I HAVE NO IDEAS
        Jan 18, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        ANIME CHARACTERS
        Jan 18, 2015
      4. zeskorion
        zeskorion
        okay
        Jan 18, 2015
    10. CraftedNightmare Here!
      1. zeskorion likes this.
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        That's the most sensible thing that's happened all day.
        Jan 18, 2015
      3. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        I remember using this very gif a few days ago.
        Jan 18, 2015
      4. CraftedNightmare Here!
        CraftedNightmare Here!
        Yet, it's very popular
        Jan 18, 2015
    11. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      1. Pixel
        Pixel
        You are granted my, now-declared noun, yes.

        Yes, yes, yes.
        Jan 17, 2015
      2. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        Theirs was the toughest one yet.
        Jan 17, 2015
      3. VictorLes
        VictorLes
        headbanging in car chain!
        Jan 17, 2015
    12. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I've finally come up with a New Year's resolution! Only 17 days late! Start posting more in the main forum! Guys?
      1. neko likes this.
      2. Swordbomb
        Swordbomb
        Offically, no.
        You probably will fail so hard that you won't even know that you failed.
        And this will probably happen...
        Jan 17, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        ;-;
        Jan 17, 2015
      4. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        Only good new year's resolution: 1440p or above.
        Jan 17, 2015
    13. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Acchi Kocchi has beaten Kotoura-san in intro cuteness. That must have been difficult.
      1. byAbeeL likes this.
    14. neko
      neko
      em follows (x
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I am the only person who gets angry when I am followed.
        GOD DANG
        Jan 13, 2015
        neko likes this.
    15. Magnaturro
      Magnaturro
      Dem burritos lying in the floor.
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      2. Baconfry
        Baconfry
        Stop bean a grammar cop
        Jan 12, 2015
      3. Magnaturro
        Magnaturro
        You are not the agent_alx i used to know, you are dead to me now... wat
        Jan 12, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        ;-;
        Jan 12, 2015
    16. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      The Androids in Aliens VS Predator sound like they're saying tentacle porn.
      1. Zwift
        Zwift
        Eeeeeew thats nasty.
        Jan 12, 2015
    17. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      There's a person on Youtube calling people who like Obama Commies. Lololololololol
    18. Vinyl Luck TTX
      Vinyl Luck TTX
      I hope you get a trophy or something for 10 followers
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      2. Scrubow Gamer
        Scrubow Gamer
        Ok, I unfollowed
        Jan 2, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I like how earlier today that was censored and now it isn't.
        GG TCF
        Jan 3, 2015
      4. Vinyl Luck TTX
        Vinyl Luck TTX
        gg no re
        Jan 3, 2015
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    19. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      That moment when you're playing Far Cry and you get jump-scared by a car running you over
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      2. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        More like jump-scarred tho.
        Jan 2, 2015
      3. ppowersteef
        ppowersteef
        *jump-carred
        hue
        Jan 2, 2015
        Bucket and agent_alx like this.
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I was just walking across the street, saw a detection meter, turned around, and instantly died.

        Totally not terrified.
        Jan 2, 2015
        ppowersteef likes this.
    20. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I log off for an entire night and find no alerts whatsoever. Hurray.
      1. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        ... You must be talking about Terraria Online.
        Dec 30, 2014
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    Official Quote Warden
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    • Pixel Piracy
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