I look away for two seconds and suddenly you're a girl
like I mean congrats I fully approve I mean my favorite uncle was once my favorite aunt but goddamn how did I not notice this
I used to stalk your profile and steal your

posts/memes and call them my own
I NEVER FORGET TO STEAL MEMES FROM YOU
LIKE STEALING MEMES FROM YOU IS
MY THING
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS
(jokes aside, congrats)