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Daily "Would you press the button?" #6!:
Would you press the button?
Every dream and desire of yours will come true, whether it be love, money, careers, superpowers, all without any effort just by pressing this button...
but it will crush and ruin all the dreams of a hardworking man (who you don't know) who worked so hard every single day to achieve them, along with ruin his life... and he'll know that you did it.

Grubby Gaming

Daily "Would you press the button?" #5!:
Would you press the button?
You get the death note (from that popular anime), which kills anyone's name you write in it
But if you don't write someone's name in it every 30 minutes, it'll write your name in it all by itself.

we always view the Terrarian from a side so people jokingly make frontwards facing Terrarian jokes
but the Terrarian is 2d so
GAME ACCURATE FRONTWARDS FACING TERRARIAN

the creatures I made, Confuzlies, are rather stupid but also incredibly intelligent at the same time
like they're very very crafty
but other than that they have like 60 average IQ

if I ripped out your entire nervous system
you would die

Etsy.

1,600 reaction score wow
it was like last month I had just hit 1,000
thanks guys

Hey guys, any clue why my merchant isn't moving in?

i want this to be canon

Daily "Would you press the button?" #4!:
Would you press the button?
You suddenly become the STRONGEST, most MUSCULAR human in THE UNIVERSE, as in so strong you can lift ANYTHING, without EVER needing to keep a diet OR exercising a DAY in your life..
but your IQ decreases down to 45, making everyone see you as an idiot, and making even 2+2 seem impossible to you.

man if I die I'm not gonna die normally like from old age or disease
if I'm gonna die I want my death to be all over the news, not because I was famous or important, but because of the way I die

what is a corpse composter

Daily "Would you press the button?" #3!:
Would you press the button?
You have the ability to summon UNLIMITED food and drink AT WILL
but you physically cannot consume the food that you have summoned.

permission to exist?

YRIMIR PREDICTED WHIPS 3 YEARS BEFORE THEY WERE ADDED

Daily "Would you press the button?" #2!:
Would you press the button?
One crime of your choosing will disappear for all eternity...
but you must commit said crime.
(You will face no consequences for committing it.)

Daily "Would you press the button?" #1!:
Would you press the button?
You become an INSANELY POPULAR & TALENTED MUSICIAN in EVERY MUSIC GENRE you could EVER WANT TO MAKE MUSIC FOR...
but you physically cannot hear any music that you didn't create.