Happy birthday, 27=20+7 and 0 is just nothing so 27=9, so 3=1, and 3 cubed is 27, but 3 cubed is 1 cubed which is just 1. If 3=1, 2=0. Multiply both sides by 1 half and 1=0.
You are 0 years old! Everyone is 0 years old! You were born this year, this month, this day!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
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